Did someone really take the time to paint this? of the Day
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“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (9/1/10):
I don’t know who’s stupider aka more scholarly, the Globe for everything that it is, or Time for actually asking this rhetorical question as if it’s even a question.
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Update: Yes, we the Curators do realize that this Time magazine was not originally intended to be next to the Globe and is merely covering a bunch of ‘Better Homes’ magazines (who also probably contain some Islamarama article), but the juxtaposition is surreal enough that we find it fitting to include in the Museum regardless.
At this point you should realize that sometimes the Museum just hands things over to thedailywhat to speak on our behalf.
This is one of those times. Take it away:
Infomercial of the Day: This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a text-message-assisting thimble.
[videogum.]
Facebook, using “gay” as a put-down, and a discussion about the meaning of hipsters: what more could you want in the Artifacts of Modernity museum?
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I mean, I see what you did there.
Coming Soon to the Museum: an exposé on the quik-e-mart/7-11/insert name of tiny convenience store attached to a gas station that reinforces all the worst stereotypes about the United States.
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (8/31/10):
Mascot down, I repeat, the mascot is down.
This looks so painful.
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The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum brings you yet another really unfortunate yet really real children’s book.
But at least it’s helping kids deal with their daddy issues, right?
On a side note, are you an eager beaver reader?
Also, coming soon: Danny’s Mom Works on a Street Corner
Excerpt:
She walks in the door. There is make up on her face. It looks like she is crying. “What’s wrong, Mom?” asks Danny.
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“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (8-30-10):
Dear Out-of-control Dog Owners of the 2000/2010’s,
Why?
Seriously though. Take a minute and think about why in god’s name are you spending the money and wasting resources on a GREETING CARD for your DOG?
Why?
I mean, spending the money and wasting the resources on a greeting card for ANYONE is already questionable enough. But at least most human card-recipients can read.
thedailywhat has more insightfulness:
Things That Are Real of the Day: My favorite is the one on top that reads “To Mommy, love from the Dogs.” I’d like to believe that somewhere out there exists a kennel of dogs capable of purchasing greeting cards for their owner, and these are kept in stock just for them.
