Holly Madison - of The Girls Next Door “fame” - reaches out to a fan via Twitter.

Awkwardness ensues.

FYI Holly, “I hope you feel better!” is a response best intended for use when somewhat has a scratchy throat, a headache, maybe a stomach bug or something.  But oh right it’s just Leukemia nbd, hope she feels better, maybe she should stay home from school or something and rest, maybe a good ol’ bowl of chicken soup will make her feel all good again.

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“This Is The Best We Got” Ridiculously Bad and-by-bad-we-mean-incredible Pun of the Day.

Happy not-even-Valentine’s-Day-anymore.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Jersey Shore’s Ronnie.

In other news, we at the Museum just found out that there’s a male on Jersey Shore who isn’t The Situation and apparently his name is Ronnie.

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Exciting news today as Mississippi state legislature introduces a bill to the State to formally change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to, that’s right bitches, the Gulf of America.

Here’s more from everyone’s favorite news source, Fox News:

If a Mississippi lawmaker gets his way, the Gulf of Mexico will become the “Gulf of America.”

Mississippi State Rep. Steve Holland, a Democrat, has introduced a bill calling for the part of the Gulf of Mexico that is bordered by Mississippi to be renamed the “Gulf of America.”

The measure, known as HB 150 and introduced to the state House Marine Resources Committee, says the body of water will have its new name beginning July 1.

The proposed name change has drawn criticism from various groups, including a Latino GOP organization known as Café Con Leche, which sent Holland a letter demanding that he withdraw the bill and calling HB 150 anti-Mexican.

“If this bill passes the legislature and is signed into law, perhaps it is time to rename the Mississippi River,” wrote Bob Quasius, Café Con Leche’s president, in the letter. “After all, sharing a name with a state that wants to rewrite maps out of disdain for Mexicans would be a disgrace to the rest of the nation.”

“The Lincoln River would be a suitable substitute name, in honor of a great man, don’t you think?” the letter continued. “We call on you to withdraw your bill and spare us all further embarrassment.”

Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/politics/2012/02/09/mississippi-lawmaker-pushes-for-gulf-mexico-to-be-changed-to-gulf-america/#ixzz1m0Oe5yJ6

Either a terribly coincidental logistical photo-op screw-up or a team of incredibly shrewd children who make the Museum curating team a very happy one this evening.

The Museum proudly presents More Accurate Dr. Seuss Book Titles (to include their inherent psychoanalytical prescriptions of human existence)

Move over, Times Square NYC.  There’s a new fantastic way all the cool hipsters are celebrating New Years Eve now.  

latimes has more:

L.A.’s quirky Smoking Deaths billboard: The Smoking Deaths billboard in West L.A. keeps a running tally of annual smoking deaths. Every year, on Dec. 31, a crowd gathers as the death-toll counter resets to zero.

Looks like we found out about this one a month too late.  Well, there’s always New Years 2013.  …Unless there isn’t.

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Enjoy this new rare piece we just collected that now hangs proudly in the north mezzanine of the museum.

Photography is a beautiful thing.

Winner winner chicken dinner for Pun of the Week.

Sorry folks, it’s been a slow week / everything is just so blatantly post-ironic these days that there’s not much to catalogue anymore…

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gravyholocaust:

riser:

Heh heh heh… uuuuuggggg.

The MPAAs newest defense against internet piracy.

Your move, internet…

This aughta be fun.