July 2010
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WatchIf you’re live isn’t lived via your own music video, then what are you living for?
If you don’t illustrate your love through a viral musically-oriented video of your wedding (a la the Chris Brown “Forever” wedding) or wedding montage (a la the above footage), are you really in love?
If your wedding isn’t nationally recognized, did you really even get married?...
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Is it Sad? Is it Heart-warming? Is it...
CNN News, the most trusted name in last-place-in-terms-of-tv-rank news, brings us this eulogy of Ivy Bean, the world’s allegedly oldest Twitter user/oldest Twitter celebrity (holy crap, is that a thing??), who died earlier today.
But seriously. Twitter celebrity is the new Myspace celebrity? Is Was Ivy Bean the new Tila Tequila?
Not sure whether this article is supposed to make us feel...
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Why The Hell Would You Advertise That About...
…so are they trying to say that they’re proud of that?
And who are they to say that the best pickpockets are there? Has there been a study or something of where the world’s best pickpockets are? (This is from Vancouver, by the way)
Do you think that Vancouver really holds the record for “World’s Best Pickpockets”? IS THAT A THING??
Stay alert, people.
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“Something Disheartening to Think About and Intellectually Contemplate of the...”
– Have a great day!
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The Good Stuff... Pass it On. (aka, Middle America...
So we’ve all been driving along the highway at one point or another in our postmodern automobile-bound lives and have come across those “Public Service Announcement” billboards that encourage you to have good values, and then “Pass it on.”
Sometimes they make you think, like “hey man, if I just had better values and really followed my dreams and didn’t do...
Spencer Pratt Declares, "I'm An Artist Now"
We here at the Artifacts of Modernity Museum hoped that it would never come to this… we always hoped that despite our re-occuring ‘Art is Dead’ gimmick that maybe Art would actually bounce back, maybe ke-dollarsign-ha would be sent to prison by the FCC, maybe the French government would buy out deviantart and automatically disqualify any meaningless purposeless submissions…...
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Malaysian Online Newspaper Competes with The...
…Because you’re never too old of a lady (108) to marry a 38 year old drug addict and want to conceive a child together despite the fact that this is biologically impossible… also it’s her 23rd husband but who’s counting… Enjoy.
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Nek Wook wants a baby
KUALA TERENGGANU, Malaysia: Centenarian Wook Kundor and her 23rd husband Mohd Noor Che Musa, who were...
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Sorry Kids, but Santa Clauss isn't real and Jesus...
[via my new favorite tumblr “teapartyjesus”]
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Smell Like the Douchebag You Always Dreamed of...
Looking to be the best man you can be? Looking for that ‘edge’? That special something to impress the ladies?
Trying to get that one special sorority girl to come home with you from the bar and unintentionally wake up in your arms the next morning??
Then look no further than the cologne that will change your life…
“In order to be greatness, you have to smell like...
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“Music is a lie. Art is a lie. You have to tell a lie that is so wonderful that...”
– The Lord Almighty Gaga, Rolling Stone, July 2010.
Lo, she hath speaketh!
(via confessionsofteenpharmacist)
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Harvard's 15 Hottest Freshman...No, Really.
The following came to my attention via a friend who is studying at an ivy league institution spyvy-league institution (in the same athletic conference as the cyber league) He wanted to know, “Is this a fucking joke. No seriously, is it?.”
Now, I’m not trying to be mean, I’m even not trying to be ironic, I am just asking THE postmodern question: is this real? Is any of this...
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“Lindsay Lohan is an artifact of modernity.”
Optical Illusions
Arto’Mod: Making Escher proud since August 2009
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You Say God Is Dead? There’s an App for That
[via the New York Times, above is the actual title]
By PAUL VITELLO
Published: July 2, 2010
An explosion of smart-phone software has placed an arsenal of trivia at the fingertips of every corner-bar debater, with talking points on sports, politics and how to kill a zombie. Now it is taking on the least trivial topic of all: God.
Publishers of Christian material have begun...
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The Artifacts of Modernity Museum presents: the...
Love to see that Wall Street is applauding Urban Outfitters Inc. LLC for being such a hot commodity in the NASDAQ.
Looks like American Apparel could learn a thing or two, as indie bloggers everywhere such as msnbc have declared that AmApp is in some serious financial trouble. Good thing I sold all my stock in Circle Scarves back in 2009.
I’m definitely sticking with URBN for a...
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A Post-PoMo Warhol Gaga
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President Obama, Starbucks, House, Twilight, and...
[via mtv “news”]
President Obama, Starbucks, “House,” “Twilight” and “South Park.” What do all of these things have in common? As of Friday, they all had fewer Facebook fans than Lady Gaga.
According to the British social-network statistics site FameCount.com, Gaga is on the verge of becoming the first living person to roll up 10 million...
One opportunity, to seize everything you've ever...
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Donald Duck up to no good again, gets himself...
MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.
Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.
Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of...
June 2010
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WatchToday is a very special day for every American out there.
No, the oil leak is not over. No, we didn’t beat Ghana to stay in the World Cup.
Instead, the greatest cultural staple of the iGeneration aside from American Apparel is back…
Guidos Forever. / LMFAO song lyrics unite us all.
Miss you, Meme
Which of these memes do you miss the most?
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Miss you memes. Miss you so much.
Performance Art: The BP oil spill
Ladies and Gentle, THIS is vodka (via ketel one trying to compete with grey goose in the luxury vodka maket) PERFORMANCE ART.
Sorry Marina ‘Moma’s-Russian-Mail-Order-Bride’ Abramovic, but BP is the performance artist of our age. But you say, “Curators, BP isn’t an individual, it’s a corporation” to which we reply “Exactly.” Bienvenidos to...
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Calvin Klein's sexual consumerism: fear,...
Remember when sex was taboo? Remember when television commercials showed respect? Remember when the zoo was a fun place to visit?
Well, Calvin Klein, underwear’s Messiah, has changed that. He’s asking some new questions:
Oh, how times have changed. In this series of commercials, which appeared on popular websites like Hulu, Calvin defies tradition by shoving sexual images in...