October 2009
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I'm not from America, I'm From______(NYC, LA,...
I want to secede from the Union.
I am from a place that is different, that is unique, that is not like the rest of the USA.
I will fight to secede from the union. I will battle other villages for supremacy. I will return to the middle ages. I will go on crusade.
I will fight for the patron saint of my city, the reincarnation of Joan of Arc…
I will fight for my way of life, my...
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Last-Minute Halloween Costume Planning Suggestions...
The following last-minute Halloween-costume how-to guide legitimately comes from FOX NEWS.
Read the full article here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,225758,00.html
8 Killer Do-It-Yourself Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
“Maybe you’re a Halloween humbug. Maybe you didn’t feel like shelling out a ton of dough for a costume this year. Or maybe you’re just plain lazy.
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Apocalypse: Soon
Apocalypse: Soon presents… Google Wave, which is in the last stages of development and will combine IM, email, word processor, wikipedia, CNN, blogging, and social networking. Original title was “fuckfest” though google wanted something more user friendly.
Google=Big Brother if Kanye West=John Galt? Wow fast will the wave be able to update me on ballon boy and other...
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I'm buying Rosetta Stone: Esperanto
Want to learn a foreign language that reflects humanity’s path to an inorganic future of sterile mechanization? Yes? Then you should consider esperanto, a REAL (via “you can’t make this shit up”) language that was constructed by scientists in the middle of the nineteenth century to be an international language that has over 100,000 speakers world wide. It is not the...
Is the human race evolving? Devolving? 500 words...
What is evolution?
Evil-lution via Inherit the wind/Rupert Murdoch?
Are we “evolving” as a species?
Is evolution like the myspace/facebook/twitter evolution of social media? is survival of the fittest like “The Biggest Loser”?
Do the inhabitants of Staten Island disprove Darwin?
Is life just going to keep getting better? Is hope futile? Am I disillusioned?
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The Hipster Massacre of 2009
While most of the world turns their attention to the apocalypse of 2012, stocking up on spam via Y2K (miss you), I would like to point out another event predicted by our bro Nostradamus: the hipster massacre of 2009.
If you’re wearing plaid, you might want to sit down for this. These are the words of Nostradamus himself, quatraine 4362:
The present time together with the past
will be...
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Halloween is the greatest time of year because…...
This museum collection attempts to get us to understand today’s “trending” halloween costumes and the motives behind them.
In this third and more expansive installment, we explore the more meaningful side of halloween costuming (via Hannah Montana).
Being your favorite pop star (via Hannah Montana).
Being a tween when you’re only a tike (via Hannah Montana).
Being...
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The Newest Facebook User
“Auschwitz reaches out to millions with launch of Facebook profile
The museum of the former Nazi death camp at Auschwitz in Poland has launched its own profile on the social networking site Facebook. After three days, the page is still gaining a supporter per minute.
So-called “fans” - though the museum prefers to refer to them as supporters - who have joined the Auschwitz...
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That Shit's Hilarious productions PRESENTS: Art is...
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Finding Meaning in Life via Sk8boarding
The huge emergence of street and trick skateboarding in the late Nineteen Hundred and Seventies and through the early Nineteen Hundred and Nineties has brought so much importance to society.
Firstly, recall the hugely popular critically acclaimed massively loved almost-Oscar-worthy biopic “The Lords of Dogtown” that made Ebert and Roeper declare 2005 the “greatest year for...
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Terri Schiavo inspires new Reality TV Show →
The show described here had the working title “Veggin’ Out”, and while FOX may not have picked it up (and while the legitimacy of this article may or may not be questionable), all hope is not lost. This could be Cinemax’s big break; they haven’t had much of anything going for them in a while besides soft core porn, and Showtime has been killin’ it with Weeds,...