August 2009
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The most important Facebook group of our time →
1 Million Strong Against our SOCIALIST Fire Departments! Keep up the movement! Don’t let our government regulate yet another facet of our lives, make the fire departments/police/education systems all privatized! (Sponsored by AT&T Wireless and myspace.comNews)
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“I am inspired by so many things. My favorite book, ‘Letters to a Young...”
– Lord Gaga, Master of Satan’s Speech after being asked to describe some of her influences. That’s real.
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"Blind Deaf Mute Mugged" is the headline on the...
I’m sorry for another Trentonian article, and yet, am I? Make sure you read up to the part about her reason for drinking and recreational use of painkillers and I say that not to poke fun of this poor woman but to inform you about the journalistic possibilities of tomorrow.
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TRENTON — When you ask Deborah Witkowski if she was hurt when she was beaten and robbed Sunday...
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That Shit's Hilarious presents: The Birthers.
Watch out Lord Gaga, there’s a new group of tyrannical “fighters of liberty and truth” out there who CNN/The Wall Street Journal/myspace.comNews likes to call The Birthers.
The Birthers are a collection of our beautiful American brothers and sisters who are working hard to expose the greatest hidden truth of all time: that Barack Obama is not an American citizen! (Click here...
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"Trenton Lake Monster Eludes Capture"
By JOE D’AQUILA Staff Writer
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TRENTON — Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water … you were probably right. State and local animal officers yesterday hunted what they believed to be a caiman, an out-of-place predator for Trenton’s waters to be sure, but the “maneater” turned out to be, at best, an ankle biter. The call came about 2:30 p.m. from a pair of...
A real, actual ordained minister...Snoop Dogg's in...
God Bless America
“The Archbishop Don” Magic” Juan, aka The Chairman of the Board, or just Bishop, which ever moniker you choose, there is no refuting that this man is THE true original “World Famous Player”. Known, revered, and celebrated for over 35 years, Bishop has moved from cult recognition to the world stage. He’s moved from the street to the front of...
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Art is Dead: A New PseudoExhibit at the Museum
Many humans now predict that “Art is Dead,” which has recently given birth to the neo-Post-Modernist movement of “‘Art is Dead’ as Art itself.” This movement shows us that art deemed as examples of “Art being Dead” are a new wave of art themselves.
The following two works of art are debatably part of this “Art is Dead as Art itself”...
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Death Panels, Funerals, Jonbenet Ramsey.
Despite major attempts to keep things quiet, word has finally gotten out about the Obama death panels. As it turns out, in the future government beaurocrats are going to decide whether one should live or die. Kind of like the “Terror” (see French Revolution) but more systematic, sterile, and rational. Like, “youre old- stop hogging all the medical care so empoverished children...
“It’s really scary about the economy right now. So the way I’m playing my part in...”
– Critically-acclaimed scholar Paris Hilton, in an interview with UK’s Heat Magazine
"Breaking" "News"
If CNN ever changes, then humor will end. Luckily for all of us, it never will (die print media, die).
Anyway, this just in: “Is Sarah Palin ready to tweet again?”
“(CNN) – Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin changed her Twitter account on Thursday to@SarahPalinUSA, abandoning her old username @AKGovSarahPalin.
There has been much speculation about when Palin would begin...
Doctors
Dr. Dre is the new face of Dr. Pepper. Let that digest. At one point in the commercial shot at the house party that is always happening in sodaland, he leans into the camera and says, “Trust me. I’m a doctor.” That’s real. Dr. Dre is now a M.D. practicing in and around L.A. area.
I wonder if he does plastic surgery. Wouldn’t it be super cool if he could do my...
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Gaga: Vessel of Irony or Arbiter of Warhol's...
Lady Gaga, more affectionately referred to by some as Overlord Gaga or Master of Satan’s pitchforked tongue, is a nightengale known famously for plucking universal heartstrings with lyrics such as, “Beautiful, dirrty, dirtty, rich, dirrty beautiful”, which I’m pretty sure is the new “duck, duck, goose” in public schools in the Boston suburbs (love you...
“Artifacts of Modernity is a internet based museum specializing in the...”
– The Curators
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Youth for Western Civilization →
A non-profit education foundation about defending and saving Western Civilization across college campuses.
That’s real.