September 2009
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A Tumblr worth Tumblring About: Brothers OR... →
Artifacts of Modernity and AllyMarcus (the mp3 blog) have teamed up to bring you a new internet meme called BROTHERS or BOYFRIENDS. In the fashion of most of the critically acclaimed tumblrs of our modern day (This is why you’re fat, Look at this fucking hipster, Awkward family photos, etc.), BROS or BFs gets you to ask the question whether the gentlemen in the posted photo are just...
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WatchThis video has been recently dug out of our museum archives and comes as a preview of a new exhibit that’s currently under construction in the left wing of the building.
This film provides us with a brilliant understanding of the austereness and reverence of the fraternity and sorority system at many colleges and universities in America.
Long live Alpha Chi / Beta Phi / Delters everywhere.
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Women (especially Wives) Shouldn't Be Allowed to...
Trenton(ian) Makes, the World Takes yet again.
By JOE D’AQUILA Staff Writer
BRISTOL, Pa. — “Firefighters rescued a woman who drove her car off a pier and into the Delaware River yesterday morning, then spent the rest of the day trying to locate and remove the vehicle from the water.”
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To spare you every mundane and twisted detail of this Wives Gone Wild ordeal, here are some...
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Headline story about some famous brothers and... →
Just trying to keep everyone informed on the pressing issues facing today.
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The Golden Age of Art: Still Dead
Claude Monet, dead.
Pablo Picasso, dead.
Mark Chagall, dead.
Andy Warhol, dead.
The golden ages of art and literature as we once knew it, presumably dead.
To further illustrate this assumed death of art, here are some examples of how the death of art has become a new movement of art on its own. We like to call this concept “‘Art is Dead’ as Art Itself”. Please enjoy...
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A Better Future is Here! presenting... BLU-RAY
You know what was truly awful? (“What?!” screams the inspired audience members) The days when we were forced to watch video cassettes on our VCR’s. (“Booooo”, “Down with VCR’s!” shouts the crowd) Whoever thought that VCR’s were a good idea was truly insane, truly.
Imagine still having to use Video Cassettes today… no bonus features,...
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“This (award) is for my f***in’ fans, you’re the best fans in the...”
– Lordess Almighty Gaga, Ruler of the Modern Cosmos, Divine Creator of Your Unique Sexuality, upon accepting the award for Best New Artist at last night’s MTV Twitter awards.
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Shit I Wish I Invented.....
…Because I’d be rich
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Jesus
3. Snuggiez
4. The Internet (Fuck you Al Gore)
5. The Trentonian
6. Fox News
7. Preteen chat rooms
8. Animal Collective
9. Hot Pockets
10. Harvard
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Update on a Trentonian article we brought you a...
There could be more than one gator in trenton. ps. bumps in the road kills bikers
Click here for the original artifact of this Gatorific scandal that’s rocking New Jersey’s capitol city.
Back to School=Back to Cool...some pointers for...
September is here…that means get out and start buying clothes you don’t need so Suzie and Howard don’t talk about how pover you look behind you’re back when you’re waiting in the lunch line to get your cajun chicken ranch wrap. Homecoming game and dance are both opportunities you’ll have to show all the members of the opposite sex how mature you got over the...
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Dear Elizabeth Smart, Here are some pointers for... →
We all remember the lovely Elizabeth Smart, our fave Utah mormon 14 year old who’s kidnapping plagued the airwaves and news media for almost an entire year until the incredible spectacular Apple-unveils-a-new-iPhone-esque news broke that she had been found ALIVE and SAFE!
So since it’s clear that the last thing any of us would ever want is to be kidnapped, get to take a life vacation...