February 2010
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January 2010
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That Shit's Hilarious Presents: "This is all one...
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
This is all one family
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This is a seemingly Post-Ironically written Short... →
(That long thing up there is a link. Click it, and you will be taken to the page that wil take you to the short story)
Henry Clay fans rejoice.
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Remember Paper? Remember Objects? Remember When?...
Remember paper? What a joke, right?
Remember sitting at home on the couch/ottoman/old leather bucket seat, relaxing with a martini and a good book? What a flashback.
Remember books?
Remember those relatively thick things that had covers and then pages and pages of words and written stories and text and stuff? Remember how you would have to squint at the words sometimes because they were...
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“Dear Facebook, please stop telling me to reconnect with my friends who have...”
– Unless you’re trying to be a sadistic son-of-a-bitch. Then I guess, carry on.
(via Something Intellectual)
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“This is my life. I can’t believe it either.”
– Socrates/B.Spears
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The Museum Has An Announcement...
Here ye, here ye, Museum denizens.
We, Kat & Ian, as the Head Curators of the Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum would like to take this moment to reflect on the recent successes of the Museum and thank its many supporters. From hautey apartments in Brooklyn to beachside shacks in Santa Monica, from coffee shops in Amsterdam to cold lonely pharmacy schools in Pennsylvania, we sincerely...
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Memes Have Never Tasted So Good... via The Lady...
If you think you’ve seen all that the Almighty Lord GaGa can inspire, you’re so very wrong.
Allow us to introduce you to Baking for creating a viral internet meme’s sake… in the fashion of Lady Gaga. This is a new one (sort of).
Allow your mind to really take all these GaGa Cookies in for a while… inhale, exhale, soak it all up.
Feel like you’ve only...
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Hipsterdom + Anti-terrorism via Jack Bauer = Oh...
Throw away your deeep v-necks, forget about that see-through mesh 50/25/25 AmApp jacket that is so light it decomposes minute by minute as you wear it…
As the world gets “scarier” and violence becomes more “street-cred”ible, fashion is starting to reflect such attitudes. Introducing THE BULLETPROOF VEST, for FASHION’S SAKE.
The NY Times has more:
JACK...
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Wasting Museum Space to Self-Advertise is...
Apparently the trend of Facebook has become a productive way to market oneself on the internet.
Thanks to the Museum’s recent growth in popularity and in preparation for its soon-to-launch clothing line, Artifacts of Modernity is getting its own Facebook Fan Page, separate from the L.A. Nouveau family’s Page.
So, if you’re one of those very select few who use the internet...
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“This unashamed wannabe is terrorising the talent scouts of LA with her chav...”
– Paul Lester of the Guardian on LIFE IS DEAD AS LIFE ITSELF
In 2010, Make Porn not Empire
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Things to Look Forward to: The Cyber League
Still pissed that despite your father donating the new dorm on the south lawn and your published prose poem “Confessions of a Broken Heart” (coincidentally your lookbook title), YALE still had the nerve to waitlist you? Sick of all your parents’ friends calling you a “fucking dead beat” bc you don’t go to P-ton
Are you the only one who understands that the IVY...
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Facebook is NOT Myspace....
…and that’s a DAMN SHAME because i can’t change the S in my name to $ inspired by the meme that has it all has nothing, Ke-DOLLAR SIGN-ha.
Without further ado, the first online museum inspired by Armageddon post-modernism presents it’s newest acquisition in a new exhibition, Ke$ha, THE artifact of modernity….
Exhibit Foyer: Ke$ha’s wiki page (this is real....
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In a post-ironic blogosphere [a place formerly...
Performance art?
Performance art?
Performance art?
Performance art?
Performance art?
Performance art?
Performance art? Phallic symbol?
Performance art? Minstrel show?
Performance art?
Screw Kabbalah, I'm Going Post-Humanist
Do you hate humanity (see previous post)? Do you hope for real change, not just a black president? Reading the communist manifesto in barnes and noble and mad/sad by all the consumer drones buying venti chai lattes? Got angst?
Have you ever considered becoming a post-humanist? According to posthumanism.com “Just as much of the richness of human life and human relationships is foreclosed...
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Haven't heard much in the news lately about the...
…..then I saw this.
2010’s gonna be great fucking horrorshow. MJ got out while he still could. I’m next…. my suicide note will read “This is it.”
I want my funeral during half time at the superbowl.
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Lindsay Lohan's Child Sex Trafficking Documentary:...
In what looks to be an attempt at trying to get some good PR buzz and get her life back on track, but mostly is just awkward and makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, Lindsay Lohan has recently traveled to India to interview and document the horrors of child sex trafficking in the region.
Here’s a short clip from the upcoming film documentary titled “Lindsay Lohan in India”...
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“I hope Snooki is the next Elisabeth Hasselbeck, just like how Tila Tequila is...”
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Gained Weight this Holiday Season? Then you're out...
Don’t think you won’t get caught if you are too ugly/fat for this dating site.
A dating site called BeautifulPeople.com has cut about 5,000 of its members for “packing on the pounds during the holiday season”. America’s 4th ranked news source CNN has more:
(CNN) — The international site BeautifulPeople.com threw out members after they posted photos...
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