February 2010
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Nickelodeon and Kids Everywhere Declare Prez Obama...
In case Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards couldn’t get any sillier and more fun to make fun of, they just did: President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama have just been nominated for the “Cutest Couple Award” at the 2010 Kids Choice Awards.
The competition, however, is pretty intense. They’re pitted up against “Edward and Bella” from Twilight New...
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It's dead.
Just accept it.
Embrace it.
Revel in its destroyed state.
Yes, my friends, Art is dead.
(via mollysoda)
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It's Hard to Say Goodbye to a Friend (R.I.P....
It’s hard to say goodbye when it’s to someone you loved so much, someone you cared so much for, someone who was so important to your life and your personal dickwad brand.
It’s hard to understand just how much pain and suffering this shall cause. It’s hard to describe this type of raw emotional loss… like the kind you had when Obama won or the kind you have every...
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“Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she...”
– Ezekiel 23:19-20
Hope you enjoyed today’s “Biblical Verses are Porn” of the Day.
(via cynical-c)
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What Your Doppelganger Says About You
Now that the most wonderful horrific time of the year is drawing to a close, the Museum invites you on a guided tour of dopplegangers so you know who you can continue to be friends with, who you need to ditch, and whether you are a douche (spoiler: if you put up a doppleganger then you are). No flash photography please, let’s get started.
The “too soon” doppleganger
The...
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Collision of Worlds?
I don’t think Paris Hilton herself could create a more sexual image than the one above.
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That Shit's Hilarious presents: CHATROULETTE...
Welcome to Chatroulette. We’ll let the NY Times provide you with some social commentary to get you started:
Nothing can really prepare you for the latest online phenomenon, Chatroulette.
The social Web site, created just three months ago by a 17-year-old Russian named Andrey Ternovskiy, drops you into an unnerving world where you are connected through webcams to a random,...
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"Are You Raising a Douchebag?" (Details magazine)
ARE YOU RAISING A DOUCHEBAG?: YOUR INDULGENT PARENTING IS SPAWNING A GENERATION OF ENTITLED HIPSTER BRATS.
BY DAVID HOCHMAN (Details magazine)
Let us begin with the assumption that if you are a parent, you wish for your child every advantage and opportunity. From the ergonomic high chair to that all-important first sushi experience and beyond, life should be as golden for your little one as it...
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Reflecting and Remembering: Valentines Day 2010
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to show off your new (literally) body.
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to let him know how much you care.
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to remember and realize that without consumption, we’re useless.
Hope your Valentine’s Day was as meaningful as Scholar Montag’s.
Only 364 more days until...
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Next Time I Go Clubbing, I'm doing some Meow Meow
Ecstasy was so 00’s. And coke is, well, really expensive. And Mexico/the South American drug trade is scary as shit.
So get ready for the next craze of party drugs… it’s here, it’s (so far) legal (or at least “unscheduled”), it’s easy to order online, and it’s being billed as “a cross between Ecstasy plus cocaine”. Hey hey hey!!!
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Watch“The Homosexuals” - A 1967 CBS News Report
This all seems so terrifying, yet it all seems potentially true.
Around the 4:00 minute mark and the 7:00 minute mark are particularly good moments.
Journalism needs to get back to more of this kind of reporting, really uncovering the creepy taboos of our society.
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Blondes: An Exposé on Many Different Blonde-haired...
Blondes have become a staple in our modern culture. From dumb blonde jokes to the classic blonde bombshell, America sure loves its blondes. Let’s take a look at a bunch of different blondes…
Blondes come in all shapes and sizes, so many different types… via Heidi Montag.
Now for a skinnier bigger-breasted blonde… oh wait that’s Heidi again.
Here’s a...
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“I live to be model thin / Dress me, I’m your mannequin.”
– Heidi Montag, “Fashion”
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That Shit's Hilarious presents.. Is this a MOM?:...
As everything in existence becomes more obscure with the rise of the Post-Irony era, it seems a fitting time to call into question even the most basic of our human identities.
Thus, we take this time to question the role and place of millions of women everywhere, a role so basic yet so complex, a lady that each and every Museum-goer originally came from… why it’s MOMS!
But what...
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Like FOOD? Enjoy MUSIC? Well why not have BOTH...
There are two things cultured peoples of today love a lot: FOOD and MUSIC.
Cuz FOOD is delicious, COOKING is fun. And MUSIC sounds awesome, MUSICAL PERFORMANCE is cool.
Talking about your favorite restaurants makes you sound sophisticated, discussing your favorite new band that only ten other people have ever heard of makes you sound trendy.
Cooking your friends a nice dinner makes you seem...
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The Suffering Ends Today, The Hope Begins Now
Today begins a new day, a new chapter, a new time for hope.
The storm is passing over, the sun shines its warmth on us again.
The dark days of despair were cold and tiresome, but no longer, no longer.
Let the birds sing, let the children laugh! Unbolt your shutters, open your windows, let each and every one of us cry out together, Hallelujah!
Freedom has always been on the horizon,...
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The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum presents...
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