May 2010
35 posts
3 tags
Today's NY Post front cover:
Journalism, still at its finest.
We always wondered when Malia quotes would be used against good ol Prez Bam. Maybe Malia will become the administration’s new ambassador to tackle the oil spill.
Coming soon: more on ‘scammer to the stars’… we’re intrigued.
1 tag
This is an allegory (via Lindsay Lohan):
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
There's "Probably" No God...
Well, you saw it here first.
The ‘Atheist Bus’, as it is titled by its creator the British Humanist Association, runs all around London spreading the good word that there’s “probably” no God.
So no worries, kids. It’s all good in the hood. Jesus is probably just a meme, Allah is probably just a white myth, and God is probably just something someone came...
1 tag
This is a metaphor.
2 tags
“This is being written from an iPad. Take note, future generations.”
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
Tripp "the bastard" Palin: Christmas come early...
holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Christmas come early. No, Tripp, Daddy (via Levi Johnson) isn’t coming back (he doesn’t love you). It’s better than that: the great state of Illinois, the state that brought you Lincoln-Douglas and Blogoyovitch-JerrySpringer debates, hosted the first annual Sexy Sarah Look-A-Like Contest aka Strippers Dressed as Palin as, wait for it, AN OFFICIAL...
3 tags
5 tags
“If (Supreme Court Nominee) Kagan is confirmed, Jews, who represent less than 2...”
– - Pat Buchanan
Fear the Third Jew, heavens forbid a Third Jew, two Jews as Supreme Court Justices is already two too many.
In other news, Kegan is probably gay, so any other fears about her are invalid. Lord God Almighty, please save us from the satanic Gay-Jew-lady.
Is Satan the...
4 tags
Introducing: Philadelphia (via Craigslist sketchy...
A comical post that has spread like wildfire around the Tumblr community a few weeks ago was posted by an inspirational source for us called The Daily What. The post is a clipping from the popular online marketplace website Craigslist. This post comes from the “Missed Connections” section of the website, and is titled “You stuck my flash drive in your vagina”. Hilarity...
4 tags
Pedophiles Everywhere are Rejoicing
The Museum is proud today to feature an installation from an outside source in the Tumblr community. Bringing us some exposed meme-ification of everyone’s most talked about gender, itschowtime has more:
Voila, we have reached an age of post-hyper-sexualization. Yes, those are 6-year old girls. No, this is not a scene from Little Miss Sunshine.
Remember when parents didn’t try...
2 tags
6 tags
New rising band alert: Hevisaurus has arrived
Introducing to you today a new band that just might be iconic/ironic/erotic enough to sweep the world off its feet…
Background info: They are from Finland. They are heavy metal band. They are specifically a heavy metal band for children. And they only appear in public as dinosaurs.
Watch out GaGa… Their name is HEVISAURUS.
This in all honesty seems easily marketable in the...
Imagine a Town Center Here
Imagine a town center here
3 tags
The Museum’s ‘Sounds of...
1 tag
Art is Dead as Art Itself: Gold Statue of Pamela...
Enjoy
2 tags
3 tags
The Museum presents: Miley Cyrus at the Museum
Somewhere-between-Former-and-Current tweenstar Miley Destiny Hope Cyrus has just released a music video for her upcoming single, “Can’t Be Tamed”.
Warning: in the video, she plays a pre-historic bird. Also, the video depicts her as being featured in a museum, which is why we find it especially fitting to be included in this Museum.
Enjoy the following example of teenage...
2 tags
A New Grassroots Movement is Starting....
…the “Turn Trenton into the Vatican of New Jersey” movement. From the pages of the Trentonian to you (this really was a headline),
“Transform Trenton into ‘Vatican’ of New Jersey”
So, This…
Will Become this….
This….
Will Become this….
Chris Christie will be named Pope?
The capital building will be the...
6 tags
1 tag
LEAKED: New Animal Collective Album Cover Art
We’re expecting hipsters everywhere to be outraged. Unless they aren’t perceptive enough to realize that this is a ‘cultural pun’ and not the actual leaked cover art. And if that’s the case, enjoy.
(via jesusiseverywhere)
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
