July 2010
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WatchToday is a very special day for every American out there.
No, the oil leak is not over. No, we didn’t beat Ghana to stay in the World Cup.
Instead, the greatest cultural staple of the iGeneration aside from American Apparel is back…
Guidos Forever. / LMFAO song lyrics unite us all.
June 2010
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Miss you, Meme
Which of these memes do you miss the most?
Miss you meme Madoff
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Miss you memes. Miss you so much.
Performance Art: The BP oil spill
Ladies and Gentle, THIS is vodka (via ketel one trying to compete with grey goose in the luxury vodka maket) PERFORMANCE ART.
Sorry Marina ‘Moma’s-Russian-Mail-Order-Bride’ Abramovic, but BP is the performance artist of our age. But you say, “Curators, BP isn’t an individual, it’s a corporation” to which we reply “Exactly.” Bienvenidos to...
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Calvin Klein's sexual consumerism: fear,...
Remember when sex was taboo? Remember when television commercials showed respect? Remember when the zoo was a fun place to visit?
Well, Calvin Klein, underwear’s Messiah, has changed that. He’s asking some new questions:
Oh, how times have changed. In this series of commercials, which appeared on popular websites like Hulu, Calvin defies tradition by shoving sexual images in...
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“Have u ever been touched by Mother Indie?
Remember that time you felt...”
– The Museum would like to acknowledge hipsterrunoff in his clever musings upon to the lil indie bro in all of us this evening via analyzing the “Chillwave BPster Oil Spill” through the creative lens of ‘Mother Indie’.
Read the full piece: CHILLWAVE OIL SPILL: When Natural and...
WatchWhy. Why. Why. Why.
This just screams “it’s time to pack up and live in a little third world village where movie theaters and 3D and smurfs and electricity for that matter don’t exist”. Why oh why oh why oh why.
WHY????
thedailywhat:
Teaser Trailer of the Day: First official teaser for The Smurfs Movie — Raja Gosnell’s live-action/CGI adaptation of the beloved...
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This is Post-Irony, presented by the New York Post...
“Hey Bank Hottie… Your 15 Minutes of Fame are up!…”
…and thus we’re featuring you on the front cover.
Welcome to post-Irony: a place where everything consciously contradicts itself.
P.S. If you’ve never taken a look at the “F*** Yeah Journalism (sarcasm)” Exhibit here at the Museum, now might be a good time.
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Tila Tequila attempts suicide, blames her alter...
The Celebrity Cafe has more:
MTV’s Tila Tequila’s latest publicity stunt was performed today, when she faked multiple personality disorder, and claimed that her other personality “Jane” attempted to kill her.
Of course all of this went down on twitter. Tequila tweeted: “Jane was just here! She tried to kill me!! Blood everywhere! She slit up my entire body with knives! I’m scared...
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Newsweek magazine is bankrupt and up for sale....
In one final and glorious attempt to generate some buzz and become a viable meme once again, tanking publication Newsweek magazine is set to release the following cover on next week’s edition:
And here’s an excerpt from the corresponding article:
“To white evangelical women, Sarah Palin is a modern-day prophet, preaching God, flag, and family—while remaking the...
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The Asterisk*...*No longer just for eight grade...
via the New York Daily News
Art o' Mod Poll: What has more Pomo tropes?
Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’ video or ‘Being John Malkevitch’?
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Compelling Story of the Day: Justin Bieber gets...
Will Bieber be let loose out on to the streets via operating a motor vehicle? Some random uneducated celebrity news blog has more:
Justin Bieber has visited a second DMV office in his attempts to get his first driver’s license. According to Star Magazine, the 16-year-old singer was spotted on Friday afternoon, May 28., making an appearance at the government agency office in Norcross,...
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Looking for a cool original place to Vacation this...
(from The Guardian)
On your right, ladies and gentlemen, please note the ruins of Grozny, and coming up on the left the renowned ORB-2 torture complex. At the end of the tour, please hand in your bulletproof vests. Although this scenario does not yet exist, the Chechen prime minister yesterday revealed plans to develop tourism in the war-torn republic, where pro-Russian forces clash each week...