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If you’re live isn’t lived via your own music video, then what are you living for?

If you don’t illustrate your love through a viral musically-oriented video of your wedding (a la the Chris Brown “Forever” wedding) or wedding montage (a la the above footage), are you really in love?

If your wedding isn’t nationally recognized, did you really even get married? (via the “if a tree falls in the forest” meme)

If you haven’t figured out some way to make yourself internet famous yet, what is your purpose?

P.S. of the Day: The song featured in this video is really obscure and you’ve probably never heard of it.  It’s by a band called Passion Pit (I had no idea at first, I had to do a lot of google lyric searching to figure it out).  -  Is anything obscure anymore?  

(via thedailywhat)

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We’ve all been there…
Don’t deport my mom.
P.S. Arizona is still the worst place on Earth.  Coming soon to the Museum: “Which is more horrible, Arizona or Pennsylvania.”  Prepare for the most epic debate of which of these big shitters will be crowned Da Worst Place On Earth.

We’ve all been there…

Don’t deport my mom.

P.S. Arizona is still the worst place on Earth.  Coming soon to the Museum: “Which is more horrible, Arizona or Pennsylvania.”  Prepare for the most epic debate of which of these big shitters will be crowned Da Worst Place On Earth.

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Existing for the Sake of Commercialization and Business presents… the above cannot-go-unseen label.
Can’t believe The Wiffle Ball, Inc. scored the rights to yellow.  Scared of what’s to come… what company will buy the rights to blue?  Is someone going to trademark Green™?
Thinking of starting a company who makes serious cash my trademarking/securing the rights to everything in existence.  Did you just paint with the color purple?  That’s gonna cost you… 
(via juliasegal)

Existing for the Sake of Commercialization and Business presents… the above cannot-go-unseen label.

Can’t believe The Wiffle Ball, Inc. scored the rights to yellow.  Scared of what’s to come… what company will buy the rights to blue?  Is someone going to trademark Green™?

Thinking of starting a company who makes serious cash my trademarking/securing the rights to everything in existence.  Did you just paint with the color purple?  That’s gonna cost you… 

(via juliasegal)

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Is it Sad? Is it Heart-warming? Is it post-irony?: Mourning the Death of the World’s Older Twitter User

 CNN News, the most trusted name in last-place-in-terms-of-tv-rank news, brings us this eulogy of Ivy Bean, the world’s allegedly oldest Twitter user/oldest Twitter celebrity (holy crap, is that a thing??), who died earlier today.

But seriously.  Twitter celebrity is the new Myspace celebrity?  Is Was Ivy Bean the new Tila Tequila?

Not sure whether this article is supposed to make us feel sad that she’s gone, happy that her life was so rich and wonderful and twitter-filled, confused at why this is actually a ‘thing’, or horrified that Twitter has this much control over our news / media / livelihood.
Is this actually commemorative or is this kind of rude?  Do you hope that CNN will write about your death because of your use of twitter? 

Read below, experience what emotions you think best apply, and if you feel like actually engaging with society (aka an online museum), tell us how it made you feel and why. (Just like therapy, perfect)  

Enjoy:

Ivy Bean, ‘world’s oldest Twitter user,’ dead at 104

London, England (CNN) — From the two-story care home where she lived in the northern English city of Bradford, 104-year-old Ivy Bean would tell her nearly 57,000 Twitter followers around the world what she did each day — from eating fish and chips to sitting in the garden.

Bean’s warm and friendly nature came across in every message, and she regularly corresponded with her followers. Even when she had a bad day, she never dwelled on it for long.

Her mischievous side would sometimes come through, like when she tweeted that some of those at the care home were sipping lager instead of water as they sat outside in the sun.

(LOLz)

Two weeks ago, Bean entered the hospital with jaundice, and care home manager Pat Wright took over the tweeting on Bean’s account. …

In the past few days, Bean returned to Hillside Manor care home, but she never fully recovered from her illness. Wright informed Bean’s Twitter followers Wednesday that she died “peacefully” at 12:08 a.m.

“I’m sorry it took me so long to tell you, but it was a very difficult thing to do,” she wrote.

Wright didn’t reveal the cause of death.

Bean’s online activity drew headlines in recent years because of her age, and she had been called the world’s oldest Twitter user, though that is difficult to verify. She became a member of Facebook at age 102, but she quickly migrated to Twitter because it was easier, she said, and because she could have more followers.

(so she was an attention whore???  Are I the only one who’s kinda uncomfortable with this??)

She had maxed out her friend limit on Facebook.  (THAT’S A THING???) Earlier this year, Bean tweeted that she had 25,000 pending friend requests.

Bean told CNN in an interview last year that she knew people must think it’s amazing that she was so active online, but she considered it a good way of keeping in touch with people.

For those who find it hard to jump on the Twitter bandwagon, Bean simply offered this advice: “Keep on at it.”

(Never give up, kids.  Don’t ever squander away your dreams of tweeting… you can do it!)

“Old” was not the first — or second or even 10th — word that came to mind with Bean, an engaging, lively and friendly lady with a warm and infectious smile.

She won a gold medal last year at the home’s Over-75 Olympics in the frisbee-throwing category. And she enjoyed bowling on the home’s Nintendo Wii.

No surprise, perhaps, for a lady who was a gymnast when she was younger.

What did her friends think of her online popularity?

“I think they might be jealous,” she said with a joking laugh.

News outlets from around the world requested interviews with the centenarian Twitterer. Bean’s daughter, Sandra Logan, said she arrived for a visit one day only to find her mom busy with a call.

“I’m on the phone with Israel,” Bean called out to her daughter.

Part of the reason Bean was so active online is because the care home makes activities for its residents a priority. One resident wanted to learn more about photography, so he now takes a course once a week at a local college. The home also helped another resident get a passport so he could visit his son in Spain.

Hillside Manor also hosted a quiz with students from the local college. The subject was history. The Hillside Manor residents won.

“We’re trying to do something different than knitting or crochet,” Wright, the manager, said last year.

….

Bean had five great-grandchildren, who called their famous great-grandmother “Little Nan.”

Wright said Bean was always “very open” to new suggestions and new ideas and was always willing to have a go at something.

“She must have been like that all her life,” Wright says. “It’s not a new thing. I think if you’re one of those people that’ll try anything through your life, it doesn’t stop when you get old.”

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Why The Hell Would You Advertise That About Yourself/Your City??? of the Day:

…so are they trying to say that they’re proud of that?

And who are they to say that the best pickpockets are there? Has there been a study or something of where the world’s best pickpockets are? (This is from Vancouver, by the way)

Do you think that Vancouver really holds the record for “World’s Best Pickpockets”?
IS THAT A THING?? 

Stay alert, people.

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Coming soon to the Artifacts of Modernity Clothing Line: the iPad Display Case Shirt.
Now you can officially be the Teletubby you’ve always dreamed of being… 
We look forward to the day when people start walking around the streets with ArtofMod.com prominently displayed on their chests. 
thedailywhat has more on this masterful fashion breakthrough:

Things That Are All Too Real of the Day: On first look, the iPad Style Shirt appears to be not a single lick more than a regular heavyweight cotton tee with a dinky vinyl-screened pocket on the front intended for the completely unnecessary practice of intrusively broadcasting the contents of your iPad to the world. But wait!:

“2 hidden port holes on the inside for headphones or charger.” (i.e. holes).
“Internal supports distribute weight of iPad across the body to prevent shirt distortion.” (LOLWUT.)
“Full mobility whether you are sitting down or walking.” (This was not at all a given!)

All this and so much less for only $50. May God have mercy on our souls.

Coming soon to the Artifacts of Modernity Clothing Line: the iPad Display Case Shirt.

Now you can officially be the Teletubby you’ve always dreamed of being… 

We look forward to the day when people start walking around the streets with ArtofMod.com prominently displayed on their chests. 

thedailywhat has more on this masterful fashion breakthrough:

Things That Are All Too Real of the Day: On first look, the iPad Style Shirt appears to be not a single lick more than a regular heavyweight cotton tee with a dinky vinyl-screened pocket on the front intended for the completely unnecessary practice of intrusively broadcasting the contents of your iPad to the world. But wait!:

  • “2 hidden port holes on the inside for headphones or charger.” (i.e. holes).
  • “Internal supports distribute weight of iPad across the body to prevent shirt distortion.” (LOLWUT.)
  • “Full mobility whether you are sitting down or walking.” (This was not at all a given!)

All this and so much less for only $50. May God have mercy on our souls.

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You heard it here first.  (Except it’s been in the news for a few days, so you probably already know about it)
But who is this alleged NYC flower guy bank robber really?Who is the Bouquet Bandit?? 







Well from everything these interviewed people have said, he sounds kinda like a nice guy just trying to make a few people laugh, and ultimately gave some fresh flowers to his local bank, so we’re kind of missing the issue here….
Make kind-hearted bank robberies, Not War.
Save the Bouquet Bandit!

You heard it here first.  (Except it’s been in the news for a few days, so you probably already know about it)

But who is this alleged NYC flower guy bank robber really?
Who is the Bouquet Bandit?? 

Well from everything these interviewed people have said, he sounds kinda like a nice guy just trying to make a few people laugh, and ultimately gave some fresh flowers to his local bank, so we’re kind of missing the issue here….

Make kind-hearted bank robberies, Not War.

Save the Bouquet Bandit!

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In response to the recent “Kidz Bop covers Lady GaGa’s ‘Telephone’” post. (Two posts down, kids.  Just past the water fountain but before the ‘The Good Stuff, Pass it on’ exhibit)

iamsosorry:

The Way We Bop Now: Kidz Bop covers “Telephone.”

In response to the recent “Kidz Bop covers Lady GaGa’s ‘Telephone’” post. (Two posts down, kids.  Just past the water fountain but before the ‘The Good Stuff, Pass it on’ exhibit)

iamsosorry:

The Way We Bop Now: Kidz Bop covers “Telephone.”

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Something Disheartening to Think About and Intellectually Contemplate of the Day:
Dubai’s existance.
Have a great day!