“This is a horrible horrible Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (8/29/10):
Mom, I (seriously) hate it here.
/ Canada is starting to sound really appealing again.
(via teenagejesus)
Thank god for DVR / digital TV guide listings to keep us informed about the programs we might wanna watch.
After that brief description, we find ourselves quite intrigued about Airwolf.
(via juliasegal)
This is all there is to live for… IT’S ALL A MEME.
This is it. There isn’t anymore.
Everything in life is just a product of
I AM A Meme.
YOU ARE A Meme.
BALLOON BOY // JONBENET RAMSEY // THE ‘SHOES’ VIDEO // AVRIL LAVIGNE’S TIES // MY DUMPLINGS // THAT DANCING HIPPO // SAD KEANU // KEYBOARD KID // “CANDY DOESN’T DANCE HERE ANYMORE” // CIRCLE SCARVES // FUCK YEAH _______ ________ .TUMBLR.COM // THAT KID JOEY THAT YOU INTERNED WITH THIS SUMMER // YOUR HIGH SCHOOL // AUTOTUNE THE NEWS // “I’M IN MIAMI (OR INSERT-NAME-OF-CITY-HERE), BITCH!” // DOUBLE RAINBOW // SARAH PALIN // THE KOREAN WAR // THAT ONE WEEK YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ‘FRIENDS’ WITH THE COBRASNAKE // WHEN GARY COLEMAN RAN FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA // CALIFORNIA IN GENERAL // THE TING TINGS // THE WPST TOP 9 @ 9 // JIZZ IN MY PANTS // THAT KID TYLER, YOU KNOW THE ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT // SHARK WEEK // “DON’T TASE ME BRO” // THE GUY IN THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS //
TERRI F***ING SCHIAVO.
These are my memes right here.
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(via Online University)
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (8/27/10):
Well since you asked with bacon… absolutely.
“This Is An Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (8/26/10):
This bitch just showed up on the Yahoo! log-in screen, and now we are sobbing via the irony or lack thereof of her tattoos.
FYI If you ever spot someone that have logos of social networking sites inked on to them, please take a picture and submit it to the museum because it would really be a travesty to let that pass by.
Thanks,
The Curators
Bristol Palin Coming To ‘Dancing With The Stars’
She joins Kirstie Alley, Mike The Situation, Brandy, Florence Henderson, and oh my god I hate it here.
If you care enough to venture further into this story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/26/bristol-palin-coming-to-d_n_695701.html
Just to be clear, we know there’s been a lot of confusion of late, but despite what you may have heard Glenn Beck is not actually Martin Luther King Jr. Who knew?
But honestly, are they really that different? I mean, they both rallied the American people, stood for something that at the time seemed pretty ridiculous, and they will both have addressed this great nation from the National Mall on August 28th after this Saturday’s Glenn Beck rally. Sounds similar enough to me, right?
Oh.
WELP of the Day: Man, Shot in Head, Notices 5 Years Later
The following is one of the better “too drunk to remember” stories we’ve ever heard. Enjoy:
A Polish man living in Germany went about his business for about five years without noticing he had been shot in the head because he was drunk when it happened. Police in the western city of Bochum said on Tuesday doctors found a .22 caliber bullet in the back of his head after the 35-year-old went to have what he thought was a cyst removed.
Presented with the 5.6mm projectile, the man recalled he had received a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year’s party “in 2004 or 2005,” but had forgotten about it because he had been “very drunk,” a police spokesman said.
“He told us he remembered having a sore head, but that he wasn’t really one for going to the doctor,” the spokesman said.
The wound later healed around the bullet and it was not until the man decided to have the lump examined due to recurring pains that the discovery was made.
Police said they were not treating the incident as suspicious as the bullet might have got lodged in the man’s head when a reveler fired a gun in celebration.
“It may have been a shot fired up in the air which entered his head on the way down,” the spokesman said.
The resident of Herne, who has lived in Germany for several years, was expected to be released from hospital later this week after the bullet was removed on Friday, police said.”
Here ye, here ye! Let the Proposition 19 campaigning begin!
In case you’re unfamiliar or too stoned to have taken note, Prop 19 is the Marijuana Legalization Bill that’s up for a state-wide vote this November in California.
The above video is one of the more comical examples of anti-Prop 19 campaign advertising that we’re sure will continue to become more viral and more hilarious as Election Day gets closer and closer.
To quote the ad:
Messed up minds. Messed up lives. Messed up families. CALIFORNIA OUT OF CONTROL.
Is this the kind of California YOU want?
Um, I’m pretty sure that’s already how California is / I’m pretty sure that’s why I moved there.
