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To those who complain over how much buzz new Apple product updates get, here’s a great artifact of pre-post-modernity that reminds us all of the cyclical nature of existence and of Chip’s Challenge.
Good times.
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This special “Music Issue” of V Magazine hits newsstands this coming week and this is really from it.
Thank you, Justin Bieber, for this exciting new fashion choice.

This is the best we have today, sorry folks… come back to the Museum sometime soon!
#itgetsbetter, we promise.
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Whoever made this…. kudos to you.
We now prominently hang it on the barren white walls of our Museum.
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Because having a baby shouldn’t stop you from looking your hottest.
Because it’s that important to get rid of that baby fat.
Because your physique comes before your baby’s safety.
Because even you at the gym can do a better job watching your baby than some dumb teenager babysitter.
Because it’s never too early to introduce the concept of ‘getting ripped’ in your child’s life.
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As a tribute to the end of the holiday season and the end of 2011, we have on display here at the Museum this extraordinary gingerbread creation of the UC Davis Pepper Spray meme.
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Yahoo Answers, always #winning.
Because this is exactly why the internet exists, so random anonymous strangers can advise you on whether or not to follow the debatably-psychic instincts of your cat and get an abortion.
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