Click the amazing photo above for some good late-night fan-fiction reading of what the Muppets are up to in their crazy mixed up lives today.

Here’s an excerpt:

“If rent goes up anymore next month I’m going to key that fucking landlord’s car”, said Kermit, exhaling fastidiously. “And another thing,” he said “I’m not sitting in a car while you and Genevieve swan around Home Depot for eight straight hours forgetting that all you went in for was a goddam broom and come out with half your share of the electric bill in knick-knacks”.

He ashed and looked out the window. “Your coffee’s going cold”, I said.
“Fuck the coffee”, said Kermit.  He was silent for a while as he stared out the window. 
“I really miss Miss Piggy”, he said after a long minute, and took a deep sigh.
“We all miss Miss Piggy”, I said.
“You don’t even fucking know the half of it”, said Kermit, and as he turned to me I saw that he was close to crying, his eyes dewy and round like the midday sun behind a bank of clouds. He’d been like this for the last three weeks. Sure, some things would bring him out of it, but the next day it’d be right back to this - staring out of the window or furrowing his brow in a newspaper.

Enjoy the further work of Ned Hepburn at his tumblr here: http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/tagged/Muppets

(Source: skibinskipedia)