“It was a simple question, ‘Can you remember the last day you didn’t have a drink?’”

And with this scholarly line of sorts, Former President George W. Bush’s literary work kicks off in full force as he discusses his alcoholism in the opening chapter [“Quitting”] of his upcoming personal memoir / the most anticipated book of the season, Decision Points.

The Druge Report, the toned-down all-politics fairly-Conservative knockoff of the Huffington Post, gives more details of the memoir as they tell us:

From 911’s “Day of Fire” to “Katrina” to “Financial Crisis”, Bush explains how he returned to his faith, time and time again. 

And the faith of others. 

The president details how he bonded with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia — and a magical bird! 

Arriving angry at Bush’s Texas ranch over the president’s position on Israel and Ramallah, Abdullah quickly decided he wanted to leave. 

But the prince spots a turkey on the road — and takes it as a good omen, a sign from Allah! 

And, in case you were wondering, according to a top Bush source: “You (the reader) will find the president strong, loving life, and ultimately at peace with the decisions he made.”

Welp.