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(CNN) — A modern twist on the shipboard romance is making waves again.

The third International Cougar Cruise sets sail next month to the Bahamas — a three-night trip that organizers are billing as “a weekend of fun, dining, dancing and partying!” for “younger men/older women!”

More than 100 people have signed up so far for the cruise, which aims to bring together “cougars” — or women in their 40s and 50s — who are interested in dating “cubs” — or men in their 20s and 30s — said Rich Gosse, who came up with the Cougar Cruise concept.

“It’s just a lot of cougars and cubs who get together and party ‘til you drop,” Gosse said.

Co-sponsored by the Singles Travel Company and The Society of Single Professionals, the cruise — hosted by the Norwegian Sky — departs from Miami, Florida, on December 3.

Organizers don’t have the money to buy out the entire ship, which can accommodate 2,000 passengers, so they take over part of a regular cruise, Gosse said. Singles who are part of the Cougar Cruise get special bracelets so they can recognize each other on board.

Hopefully Anderson Cooper will be reporting live to watch as this captivating sea journey unfolds.

Hopefully there’s space for one more, as this sounds like a blast, and lord knows I could use a sexy older sugar mama / a cute boy toy. (The dual perspectives here are to maintain an unbiased journalistic intent, not for any other reason or because one might be interested in both or anything like that)

Hopefully we the Curators will do a better job of not letting our personal voice come into play when we post artifacts in the future.

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