If CNN ever changes, then humor will end. Luckily for all of us, it never will (die print media, die).

Anyway, this just in: “Is Sarah Palin ready to tweet again?”
“(CNN) – Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin changed her Twitter account on Thursday to@SarahPalinUSA, abandoning her old username @AKGovSarahPalin.
There has been much speculation about when Palin would begin tweeting again. Since leaving office in July, Palin has been silent on Twitter and has primarily used Facebook to communicate with the public. [Really? Really? Actually?]
No tweets have yet been sent from her new Twitter account.”
At least it’s objective?

