We all remember the lovely Elizabeth Smart, our fave Utah mormon 14 year old who’s kidnapping plagued the airwaves and news media for almost an entire year until the incredible spectacular Apple-unveils-a-new-iPhone-esque news broke that she had been found ALIVE and SAFE!
So since it’s clear that the last thing any of us would ever want is to be kidnapped, get to take a life vacation for around for 9 months, dress up in silly costumes and wigs all the time, have the spotlight on you, get instant fame, be found miraculously alive and safe after all, and then become a national hero (god forbid any of this happen to us), here are a few genius tips on how to not be the next kidnapping victim.
