Claude Monet, dead.
Pablo Picasso, dead.
Mark Chagall, dead.
Andy Warhol, dead.
The golden ages of art and literature as we once knew it, presumably dead.
To further illustrate this assumed death of art, here are some examples of how the death of art has become a new movement of art on its own. We like to call this concept “‘Art is Dead’ as Art Itself”. Please enjoy the following.
I’m beginning to believe that doodling killed the real artist, as the terrifying doodles and anarchy symbols found here are reminiscent of something out of ‘A Beautiful Mind’. I find it difficult to decide whether this is in favor of or against Mao Zedong, everyone’s favorite little pre-apocalypse dictator, but the red shirt with green collar looks truly dashing in contrast with his pinkish hue.
And if someone could explain the lightbulb on his forehead, I’d appreciate it.
This piece of fine art (yes, it was found on the internet under “fine art”) might be primarily trying to exemplify the ‘tale as old as time’ issue of office / workplace sexual harassment. Or could this merely be a statement on the obesity epidemic that’s facing our nation and the effects that being obese has on “getting some action” at the workplace. Ultimately, however, it’s clear that this is a statement about how businessmen who graduated from Princeton University are especially creepy (notice the orange and black striped Princeton tie).
We’ve put a whole team of researchers on board to decipher what hidden metaphors could be revealed through this piece of dramatic art. If you look closely enough, you can see the punk-goth maltese cross incorporated in the center of the artwork, probably serving as an intense statement about lord only knows. Then there are the branch-like lines coming up from the bottom right… could be a message about sustainability? So confused here.
