Alright, boys and girls, it’s time for a little field trip down to the good ol’ state of Virginia… home of America’s first slaves, the origins of Jim Crow (based on the lovely blackface anthem “Jump Jim Crow”), a famous college shooting, and a Paramount theme park.

And so to add to Virginia’s deliciously rich cultural history of “love” (and by love we mean hate), we’re delighted to share with you some top news coming out of the state’s judicial system.  A lawmaker for the state of Virginia has finally uncovered the truth to exactly what we’ve all been thinking about the new TSA screenings…

…it’s all part of our big bad government’s HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.

Here’s the story:

A conservative Loudoun County lawmaker says controversial airport pat-downs by the Transportation Security Administration are part of a “wide-scale homosexual agenda.”

Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican representing Sterling on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors, made the comments in a widely distributed e-mail sent in his capacity as president of the conservative nonprofit Public Advocate of the United States.

In the e-mail — reported by WUSA9 — Delgaudio also says the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policy is “the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special rights.”

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,” he wrote.

Read more here.

Or just don’t.

(Source: oregony)