Want to learn a foreign language that reflects humanity’s path to an inorganic future of sterile mechanization? Yes? Then you should consider esperanto, a REAL (via “you can’t make this shit up”) language that was constructed by scientists in the middle of the nineteenth century to be an international language that has over 100,000 speakers world wide. It is not the official language of any country, there are only 1,000 native speakers, it was formulized in a lab, what could be better? This is the flag (for the language)…. 

This is the lord’s prayer in Esperanto (via Christianity permeates even those languages that are specifically created to be neutral of cultural bias)

Na Patro ki sar in cel,

siu ta nom santat.

Venu ta regno.

Siu fat ta vol,

asben in cel, as on ter.

Na shakida pan ne diu oje.

E ne pardonu na debos,

as nos pardonar na deberos.

E no ne induku in tentado,

mo ne fridu da mal.

These are just some bros chillin, speaking that sterile international dialect, Esperanto….

He’s giving it the thumbs up because Esperanto is the most “legit” (laŭleĝa) language you can learn. Here’s a site called Apocalypse: Soon where you can even read about Doomsday in Esperanto:

http://www.apocalypsesoon.org/W/esperanto.html. They ask you whether you are a “Kristano”, “Judo”, or “Gentilulo” which means “Christian, Jew, or Gentile.”  If you are a Judo you can look at a “Suprizo” (surprise) in which you can discover, in esperanto the most legit language, that you are dammed for all eternity. Surprizo Judos!

”Mi son}is ke “morto” venis la alia nokto.

Kaj la pordoj de Paradizo malfermis lar}a,
An}elo kun brila kapo_krono
direktata mi interna.

Kaj tie al mia surprizo!
Staris homoj ke mi havis ju}ata kaj vokata,
Kiel sufi[e malakceptebla, de eta valoro,
Kaj Spirite ne_kapabla.

Kolera vortoj venis al mia lipoj,
Sed neniam permesi}is libera,
Por [ia viza}o montris — kun surprizo.
Por “neniu” anticipis MI !”

Just want to speak esperanto, just want to read the bible in esperanto, just want to proslytize in esperanto…

Just want to speak esperanto, the most legitimate language in the world…