Good news to all of the Paula Abdul die-hard fans out there.

(What?  No one?  Oh.)

Well in case you missed her, Paula Abdul is back and ready to give a whole new set of “artists” incoherent Xanax-affected advice.  But this time instead of coaching singing sensations, Paula will be addressing the since-the-dawn-of-time question of ‘Are We Human or Are We Dancer?’ on her new dance competition television show, “Live to Dance”.

Here’s a trailer:

So, basically, you and the rest of America are gonna love it.

Oh wait actually its second episode was already on and totally tanked.  Welp.  Poor CBS, they tried so hard and got so far…

We can’t imagine why the show isn’t fairing well, despite the fact that it’s a dance show competition hosted by Paula Abdul and we’ve already had our more-than-fare share of “So You Think You Can Dance” and “Dancing with the Stars” and “Dance Your Ass Off” and “Dance Dance Revolution: The Musical”.

Well maybe next time Paula will get it right.  Keep rootin’ on, all you Abdul-addicts.