The dream has arrived. Vodka, in pill form.

(The following was written for Popfi by Ron Hogan)

“I really hate to indulge in stereotyping an entire country, but when I say the words “vodka in pill form” and ask you to think of a country that might be responsible for that invention, who do you think of? If you said Russia, then you’re right. A team of scientists at Saint Petersburg Technological University, led by Evgeny Moskalev, have invented a process that can turn vodka, beer, cognac, whiskey, or whatever your favorite adult libation might be into solid, dry booze pills.

The purpose of the pill is unknown [yeah right], but it will make the transportation of vodka and other spirits a whole lot easier, and it makes the addition of vodka to drinks easier, too.

No more shot glasses; just down a pill with a sip of water! Just add rum pills to your soda for an instant trip to the islands!

One of the hallmarks of a science-fiction future was that all food would be taken in pill form. We’re one step closer to that reality with vodka tablets, don’t you think? If they could somehow invent a combination Aspirin and hamburger pill, then you could cause and cure your hangovers with a medicine bottle!”

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» In addition to the wonders that this article points out, may we add that this means the ULTIMATE DREAM of all TEENS/TWENTYSOMETHINGS in metropolises everywhere can finally be made a reality… SNORTING VODKA.

Can’t wait until this becomes a party standard.

*Coming soon: Art is Dead presents A collection of HIDEF Canon Rebel-taken pictures posted on Party Pixxx sites everywhere of hipsters snorting vodka.

Just throw in some alcoholic pill-snorting and BAM!, Art.