Here ye, here ye, Museum denizens.
We, Kat & Ian, as the Head Curators of the Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum would like to take this moment to reflect on the recent successes of the Museum and thank its many supporters. From hautey apartments in Brooklyn to beachside shacks in Santa Monica, from coffee shops in Amsterdam to cold lonely pharmacy schools in Pennsylvania, we sincerely appreciate that you use your beloved WiFi/ethernet/dial up to peruse this exploiter of culture’s many wonders and fallacies.
For the last several months, we have established quite an extensive collection of cultural artifacts, and as you’ve probably noticed, the new Left Wing of the Museum is almost complete. As the Museum continues to grow, the Curators have decided that it is in the best interest of Art of Mod to begin offering internships to newly emerging scholars in the field of postmodern cultural studies via the internet.

(The Internet’s example of an Intern)
With that, we are proud to introduce to you the Museum’s first intern: Chester chestersvendetta
His name is Chester In order to protect his identity, he goes by the online alias of chestersvendetta. He is originally from the United Kingdom where he spent most of his time criticizing the world around him via anonymous blogging while simultaneously learning the ropes of collecting artifacts through his time interning with Sotheby’s internet memes division. He has an extremely impressive resume for someone so young an appropriately aged man (no really… we swear…) and we are excited for his active contributions to Artifacts of Modernity as he continues through puberty as he remains well above the legal age.
(P.S. You can follow his so far non-existant personal tumblr here: Chester’s Vendetta)
With many thanks for your continued patronage,
The Curators

