Dear Ms. Lohan,
Thank you for the Parent Trap and Mean Girls (You GO Glen COCO!), but I don’t think that your presence is really necessary on any scale of celebrity status (even Kathy Griffin’s sacred “D-list”). The more glen-coked out I see you, the more I hate the world around me.
Thanks,
The American People
P.S. I think you should at least wear a dress to a red-carpet event…
Artifacts of Modernity is a internet based "museum" specializing in the preservation of contemporary artifacts deemed worthy of entrance into Western Civilization’s ever evolving canon.
One part virtual time capsule, one part white walls echoing with the sweet siren song of irony, Artifacts of Modernity is the first museum of its kind. Entrance is free, permanent exhibits down the hall and to the right, bathrooms on your left.
Enjoy.
- The Curators
"I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance." - R. Blades
We work hard to bring you an entirely free Museum (or as an innate fee in your internet bill, if you want to think about it like that), but we can't keep it up without money to pay for this URL every year and to buy ourselves lunch while on the job. So please,
donate.
Yes, you! No longer feel like a mere puppet in the postmodern-post-Irony-ridden culture of today. Contribute your thoughts and findings of modern culture to Art of Mod!
Simply go to ArtifactsofModernity.com /CONTRIBUTE to share.
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Plus, many one-time artifacts too. (these are all included in your Museum Entry Fee)
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