There are two things cultured peoples of today love a lot: FOOD and MUSIC.

Cuz FOOD is delicious, COOKING is fun.  And MUSIC sounds awesome, MUSICAL PERFORMANCE is cool.

Talking about your favorite restaurants makes you sound sophisticated, discussing your favorite new band that only ten other people have ever heard of makes you sound trendy.

Cooking your friends a nice dinner makes you seem talented, DJ-ing a set at a cool party makes you seem badass.

These two staples of culture are simply fabulous…

So why not combine the two?

Introducing… DJ CHEF.

“The only entertainer who simulatenously cooks and deejays for special events, tradeshows and private affairs around the world.”

This dude will rock your party like no other, playing your favorite Chris Brown song while preparing your favorite bean and cheese quesadilla.

How does he do it??  How can he do both at once??

Nothing sounds sexier than a man who can COOK and DEEJAY at the same time… Ladies be warned, he could be at your next bachelorette party.  As the flier above says, he “comes to your home and pumps”.

Spices on one side, vinyls on the other.  He’ll turn your cramped and corny kitchen into a wild ruckus of endurable treats, mediocre entrees, killer Top 40 jams and a hoppin’ party atmosphere.  Just check out the disco lights to the left!

“This is by far the coolest bachelorette party idea EVER” - Victoria, bride

Get ready for the best time of your life.  FOOD + MUSIC = hellllll yeah good timez!

(I can’t do this anymore… I’m losing my grip on reality… get me out of this twisted nightmare of culture-killing and boganism)