Heidi Montag - “Fashion”
Note: This song was written by (and performed a few times by) the Lord GaGa.
Additional note: While it sounded a little corny, it kinda made sense when the Lord sang it. We realize that this doesn’t necessarily translate with Scholar Montag.
Furthermore: The Museum would like to apologize to any French-speaking person on earth, specifically those who reside in France, for Scholar Montag’s extremely butchered and false-sounding use of the language: “J’adore Vivienne, habillez-moi. Gucci, Fendi, et Prada.”

“Don’t you wanna see these clothes on me?” - Umm, not really.

