Dear 2010, I hate it here.  See below:

Condoms in ‘extra small’ for boys age 12 set for Britain’s shelves soon

(taken from The Daily Mail, UK)

Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves.

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

The condoms are likely to end up on sale in Britain, said their manufacturer Lamprecht AG.

A standard condom has a diameter of 52mm in comparison with the Hotshot’s 45mm. Both are the same length – 190mm.

According to a study of 13 to 20-year-olds, a quarter said that a standard condom was too large.

Hilary Pannack, of teenage pregnancy charity Straight Talking Peer Education, said: ‘We know young people are having sex and if this is what it takes to protect them, we need to go along with it.’

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Always wanted to sexually explore a twelve year old/tween?  Now you can do it as safely as possible!!  Glad the industry is shifting in ways to keep kids more safe.

Now this kid doesn’t have to ask Mom and Dad to drive him to CVS to pick up some Plan B for his “lucky lady” the next morning:

Now these kids can safely mess around all they want, say Bye Bye to silly ol STD’s!

Look like its gonna be a fun and well-protected night ahead…