When I grow up/get younger, I wanna be a hipster.  But not just any hipster…

I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster.  I wanna wear Justin Bieber wayfarers with Justin Bieber fur around my neck.

I wanna be a Justin-Bieber-skinny hipster.  I wanna wear Justin Bieber blue and black plaid.  I wanna have Justin Bieber teeth.

I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster kid with a hat in multiple languages.  I wanna wear Justin Bieber shades that say “I’m 15 and I’m important dammit”.

I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster, I wanna wear American Apparel tees with Comme de Garcons shirts with plush oversized Panda heads as my swagger.  I wanna wear Justin Bieber glasses that look like I stole them from Calvin Harris.  God damn I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster kid.

I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster socialite.  I wanna be taking little sips of hot B-list celebrities’ mixed drinks, just enough that Mom and Dad wont get too mad.  I wanna place my hand on Pete Wentz’ back and thank him for leaving the music industry all to me.

I wanna be a Justin Bieber Hipster Kid.  I want hipster fan art.

I wanna save the world.  I wanna be THE hipster kid.  I wanna be a Justin Bieber hipster kid.