The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum would like to continue its efforts to reach out to the teen/tween community by bringing you this very 2011-meets-1998-meets-“The fact that this could be made any year is disgusting” music video.

It’s the first “big hit” by former Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams.

It’s called “Spectacular”.  According to Kiely, she claims that she’s “an actress”, and that she she wrote the song “to bring attention to a serious women’s health and safety issue.” 

Please watch and see if you concur with any of the above statements.

And as you’re watching/debating watching, you probably don’t even know who this girl is.  Which is understandable, but we’d like to take this moment to fill you in on a piece of tweenPop culture that has no important relevance to your life.  

But remember this girl? :

The one that always looked like she had messed up teeth?  The one who used to be in the band 3LW?  The one who actually stayed in the “Cheetah Girls” project throughout its entire run?  

Do any of these early-mid 2000’s tween cultural references mean anything to you?  Were you a Disney Channel obsessed child?  Did you often babysit for kids who were “into this culture”?  Were you that Mom who ran to Target before it opened to buy the new Cheetah Girls soundtrack for your future-homosexual 8 year old son?

Regardless of whether you identify with this or not, this music video is just too career-destructive to not inform you of… Enjoy.