As we all know 2010-12 are the years when the hipster diaspora will commence. Let’s face it-rents are only going to go up in Silver Lake, Williamsburg, Green Point let alone all the hipster persecution that has recently started via urban guerilla violence against american apparel outlets. Hipsters: NYC/LA is too overpopulated by your type, go west, to the site of the future hipster movement: ARIZONA!!

Now that Arizona will be devoid of Mexis via racial profiling, there will be plenty of opportunities for young hipsters looking to make some money to buy more PBR, go to more concert festivals, own American Apparel. 

Hipsters will be the backbone of the workforce; hipsters will only take the jobs americans don’t want; the american economy will be built on the alternative dreams of displaced hipsters. 

The climate is perfect for outdoor festivals 

Plenty of ironic spots to ironically grab a burger

 Plenty of things to complain about since Arizona is actually a fucking shithole/”most livable”. 

Cacti=peyote

Coyote is the most ironic of all pets/animal companion.

 Mediocrity is my lifestyle choice. I live in Arizona.