Well, at least now we know.
According to today’s released ABC News interview with Iranian Superstar Diva President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mahmy-jaddy (he and the Museum curators are on nickname basis) believes that Notorious Gangster Mastermind Osama bin Laden, you know the guy, has been hiding this whole time in Washington D.C.
Rest assured that he’s in Washington,” Ahmadinejad said. “I think there’s a high chance he’s there.”
Didn’t realize it was still so good to be a friend of George Dubya’s. Never die, Bush legacy.
Also, damn George Stephanopoulos. Feelin a little bad for Barbie Walters though, I’m sure she would’ve been down for a Mahmy-jaddy chillfest.
