Artifacts of Modernity, Donald Duck up to no good again, gets himself arrested in Ohio.

Donald Duck up to no good again, gets himself arrested in Ohio.

MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.

Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.

Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of marijuana.

According to Massillon police, Duck has been arrested numerous times on DUI charges dating back to 1991.

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Once a menace to society, always a menace to society. Look what you’ve unleashed on us this time, Roy.

Actual article here: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/akron_canton_news/donald-duck-arrested-on-drug-charges-after-crash-in-akron

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