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Harvard’s 15 Hottest Freshman…No, Really.

The following came to my attention via a friend who is studying at an ivy league institution spyvy-league institution (in the same athletic conference as the cyber league) He wanted to know, “Is this a fucking joke. No seriously, is it?.”

Now, I’m not trying to be mean, I’m even not trying to be ironic, I am just asking THE postmodern question: is this real? Is any of this real? 

If this is satire, it is…

a) brilliant 

b) hilarious

c) a post-modern artifact

If this is REAL, it is…

a) sad, because not even MODERATELY sexually attractive humans attend our nation’s finest institution

b) Harvard is redefining  ’fugly’ as ‘hot’

c) good looks whatever it is that these people have > intelligence. Speidi wins!

[via the Harvard Crimson]

 

“In the urban jungle that is Cambridge, FM goes on an annual hunt to gather the most attractive freshmen from the Common to the city. Check out these stunning members of the class of 2013 as they go downtown and up to the country. Pastels and graffiti make for a smoldering combination.

15 Hottest Freshmen: The Class of 2013

Allison M. Han

Zachary D. Herring

Yusef J. Jordan

Tyler E. Logigian

Benjamin K. Moss

James D.P. O’Connor

Samara R. Oster

Alexander B. Rose

Antonia N. Silver

Vinay A. Trivedi

Norman Zhu

Caroline M. Cuse

Charuta P. Gavankar

Madison A. Greer

Hannah S. Habte

ART O’ MOD POLL: IS THIS REAL?

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