You heard it here first. (Except it’s been in the news for a few days, so you probably already know about it)
But who is this alleged NYC flower guy bank robber really?
Who is the Bouquet Bandit??
Well from everything these interviewed people have said, he sounds kinda like a nice guy just trying to make a few people laugh, and ultimately gave some fresh flowers to his local bank, so we’re kind of missing the issue here….
Make kind-hearted bank robberies, Not War.
Save the Bouquet Bandit!
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