On the flip side, he can also:
- Pay for things for you.
- Get you into R-rated movies.
- Take you out on nice dates that Johnny Middleschooler would never take you on in a million years.
- Grant you an introductory course in the pros and cons of intimacy.
- Illegitimate children. (oh wait that was supposed to be on the Bad list, sorry)
Ultimately though, as the poster suggests, it all comes down to “AIDS & Death”.
(via dogfromspace)
Good to know that AIDS is back on the Asian markets. Also good to know that you can get a Hot Dog and AIDS combo deal for only $2.50.
Additionally, I’m impressed that the only ingredients in this “Hot Dogs and AIDS” combo are, as listed at the bottom, “flour, cream (and) suger”. I don’t know what the last ingredient is but it sounds delicious.
Another classy example of Consumerist America vs. International Cultures.
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