We’ve all been there…

Don’t deport my mom.

P.S. Arizona is still the worst place on Earth.  Coming soon to the Museum: “Which is more horrible, Arizona or Pennsylvania.”  Prepare for the most epic debate of which of these big shitters will be crowned Da Worst Place On Earth.

As we all know 2010-12 are the years when the hipster diaspora will commence. Let’s face it-rents are only going to go up in Silver Lake, Williamsburg, Green Point let alone all the hipster persecution that has recently started via urban guerilla violence against american apparel outlets. Hipsters: NYC/LA is too overpopulated by your type, go west, to the site of the future hipster movement: ARIZONA!!

Now that Arizona will be devoid of Mexis via racial profiling, there will be plenty of opportunities for young hipsters looking to make some money to buy more PBR, go to more concert festivals, own American Apparel. 

Hipsters will be the backbone of the workforce; hipsters will only take the jobs americans don’t want; the american economy will be built on the alternative dreams of displaced hipsters. 

The climate is perfect for outdoor festivals 

Plenty of ironic spots to ironically grab a burger

 Plenty of things to complain about since Arizona is actually a fucking shithole/”most livable”. 

Cacti=peyote

Coyote is the most ironic of all pets/animal companion.

 Mediocrity is my lifestyle choice. I live in Arizona. 

Welcome to generally any undesirable location just east of Los Angeles, California / in or around Phoenix, Arizona.

What “neighborhood” and by that we mean culture-less amusement park of a “city” does this remind you most of?

(via robotindisguise)

Well it’s about time we see Fox News being a total douchebag to its own GOP party-followers.  Take that, J.D. Hayworth!  Love when Fox News uses the term “Congresswoman” to diss people / Love when Fox News reinforces that women are inferior.

John McCain must be laughing his ass off right now (as Hayworth has just announced that he plans on running against McCain in the Republican primary for his Arizona Senate seat).  Unless McCain himself planned and/or paid for this to happen (wouldn’t put it past em).

P.S. Do yourself the favor of getting to know this Hayworth fella… he’s quite the prick/intolerant idiot himself.  And knowing the American political system in the post-Palin world, he should have a name for himself quite soon.