Pretty much…

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We here at the Museum are happy to report that the day has finally come where two of our favorite memes come crashing into one beautiful tranny-ridden newspaper front cover:

“ART IS DEAD” meets “THE TRENTONIAN: The most scholarly newspaper ever for the most scholarly city ever (ie Trenton, NJ, the capital city of the home of ‘Jersey Shore’)”

Are you down to pARTy with the above tranny?

Do you honestly think that pARTying in the middle of the night in Trenton, NJ is a good idea?  (Unless you are a Blood, your answer should probably be ‘no’)

Is “you can’t spell party without ART!” gonna be the new phrase at the frat house?

Is “you can’t spell party without ART!” gonna be the new phrase at the frat haus?

Below is an actual scene from the “pARTy All Night” event:

Below is an actual painting from the “pARTy All Night” event:

Trenton makes, Art takes (a big hit).

Cyclops meets Daft Punk mask destroying its own picture frame is probably not what Edvard Munch had in common when he painted The Scream.

Art is Dead.

(via gconnect)

This requires no further explanation. 

Art is via Laptop-to-Laptop.

P.S. I just posted this art for you from an Apple laptop using wifi at a starbucks.

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Enjoy

For some of you, this past weekend may have been just another plain old ordinary slipped by the wayside nothing eventful happened weekend.

But in some parts of the world (and by some parts, we mean one very special part), thousands of people were having what VH1 would probably like to call “THE BEST WEEKEND EVER”…

So were you having the BEST WKND EVERRR this past crazy ass weekend???

Were you ‘sloshing it up’ for the big bike race??  Were you going all out in your Hoosier pride to show the rest of this damn nation what being a hot drunk American is all about??  Were YOU at LITTLE 500???

(The Museum would like to provide some context for the Museum-visitor who might be unfamiliar with Little 500: “The Little 500 (a.k.a. Little 5) is an annual bicycle race held at Bill Armstrong Stadium on the campus of Indiana University. It has been running since 1951 and is one of the most definitive events of Indiana University and Bloomington.”)

“I’ve attended Super Bowls, World Series and the Monaco Grand Prix, but the coolest event I ever attended was the Little 500.” — Lance Armstrong, Tour de France Champion (actual quote)

So, did you have the best weekend frickin ever???

Did you get super wastey with your bff and look adorbz the night b4 the big race??

Did you “pre-game” and day-drink before the bike race with all your amazing IU sorority sisters??  Did you and the girls decide on what cute frat bros to invite/include in the celebrating??

Did you decide to just “take it easy” with some Natty Light in the rain far away from the glamorous Greek Life in-crowd, but still celebrating in your own unique spirit??

(p.s. I SPY A POLAR POP)

Did you and all your crazy friends get to catch Snoop Dogg performing live in the SAMMY/ZBT parking lot??  Did you get totally crunk-faced to the ‘ill’ sounds of “Gin and Juice” and “Drop It Like It’s Hot”??

Did you and your besties make “interpretive wall art” to illustrate how much you love your university??  Did you incorporate themes of college pride, Little 5 loyalty, and alcohol consumption into one radiant piece of Artwork??  (Art is Dead.)

Did you see/did you hang out with THIS KID??

Did you go totally luau themed to escape the mediocrity of the cream and crimson while shooting hard alcohol into your friends’ mouths via phallic-meets-Cold War-looking devices??

Was your ‘BEST WKND EVER’ kinda dampened because your favorite President didn’t make it out to the big race this time??  Miss you, desperation of the campaign trail/midwestern swing states.  Did you secretly take shots with Secret Service dudes that year??

Did you get super cozy and close with your favorite athletic star / bicyclist champion of the weekend??  Did you comfort and congratulate him as he dripped sweat and rain on to your lovely and pride-filled face??

Did your Little 5 weekend end with a silly, unpredicted rendezvous that ‘shouldn’t have happened’ but you were ‘super wasted’ and/or ‘high as balls’ and thus didn’t have much control of your actions??  Were you so drunk that you don’t even remember this happening??  Do you recall any of your best weekend ever or is it all one blacked-out blur??  Were you at least happy that you were snuggling in what appears to be a fairly comfy piece of Bloomington-boastful merchandise??

Hoping you were one of the special chosen ones who had the BEST WEEKEND EVER. Until next year, Indiana…

P.S. For more on Mediocrity via Indiana, reconnect with this Museum flashback posting: Ready for the City Life: a Middle American 2010 Story (via Indianapolis)

This is exactly the kind of art the Museum would like to begin featuring in its Fine Art Collection and Watercolors of the 21st Century exhibit.

Always remember the good times.

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Art is Dead.  And it’s also a folding chair.

thedailywhat (per usual) has more:

Functional Art of the Day: “Mona Lisa Chair” by Korean designer Kwang Hoo Lee.

Almost as good as sitting on the real thing.

Next I’d like a ‘Last Supper’ painting that flips out into a TV dinner table.

Choose your favorite caption:

Jesus: who knows where you’ll find him next

Jesus: he’s just like you and me (assuming that you also spend most of your time in billiards halls)

Jesus: turning a mundane ordinary drawing into a meaningful art piece (see above)

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The above twisted-meets-offensive-meets-funny? picture is some bonus footage the Museum has just dug up from the URINAL ART INSTALLATION featured directly below. (Click the photo to enlarge)

This excerpt comes from the Peeple book collection that is meant to accompany the urinal-based artwork.

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