The Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum is proud to present to you The Art of Sass, a new exhibit that hopes to bring clarity and understanding to the idea that personal attitudes can be an art form.

Also, this is just really reflective of the personal brand we try to illustrate.

“We just want to make things better.”

Thank you Sandra Bernhard.

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Welcome to the Museum.

This is a visual representation of exactly what Artifacts of Modernity is…

Thank you for your patronage.

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Here ye, here ye, Museum denizens.

We, Kat & Ian, as the Head Curators of the Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum would like to take this moment to reflect on the recent successes of the Museum and thank its many supporters.  From hautey apartments in Brooklyn to beachside shacks in Santa Monica, from coffee shops in Amsterdam to cold lonely pharmacy schools in Pennsylvania, we sincerely appreciate that you use your beloved WiFi/ethernet/dial up to peruse this exploiter of culture’s many wonders and fallacies.

For the last several months, we have established quite an extensive collection of cultural artifacts, and as you’ve probably noticed, the new Left Wing of the Museum is almost complete.  As the Museum continues to grow, the Curators have decided that it is in the best interest of Art of Mod to begin offering internships to newly emerging scholars in the field of postmodern cultural studies via the internet.

(The Internet’s example of an Intern)

With that, we are proud to introduce to you the Museum’s first intern: Chester chestersvendetta

His name is Chester In order to protect his identity, he goes by the online alias of chestersvendetta.  He is originally from the United Kingdom where he spent most of his time criticizing the world around him via anonymous blogging while simultaneously learning the ropes of collecting artifacts through his time interning with Sotheby’s internet memes division.  He has an extremely impressive resume for someone so young an appropriately aged man (no really… we swear…) and we are excited for his active contributions to Artifacts of Modernity as he continues through puberty as he remains well above the legal age.

(P.S. You can follow his so far non-existant personal tumblr here: Chester’s Vendetta)

With many thanks for your continued patronage,

The Curators

That’s real.

The Museum apologizes for its lack of ability to explain this, but regardlessly felt it worth entering into the ever-growing abyss of shameful photographs.

If you have the creative muster to come up with an elaborate story for this horribly graphic image, leave it in the Comments section and it may later appear in the Museum.

Apparently the trend of Facebook has become a productive way to market oneself on the internet.

Thanks to the Museum’s recent growth in popularity and in preparation for its soon-to-launch clothing line, Artifacts of Modernity is getting its own Facebook Fan Page, separate from the L.A. Nouveau family’s Page.

So, if you’re one of those very select few who use the internet social network known as Facebook, and would like to show your support for America’s most visited online satirical modern culture museum, please do us the honor of “Becoming a Fan” of Artifacts of Modernity.

Click here: Artifacts of Modernity on Facebook

Additionally, by enlisting yourself as a “Fan” of the Museum, we will keep you informed of exciting new exhibits as they open at Art of Mod, help you stay caught up on culture’s best and worst mishaps, and even throw you “cool merch” once the clothing line officially opens.

With many thanks for your continued patronage,

The Curators (kat & ian)