Art of Mod presents a new self-created meme made out of our new favorite Facebook sweetheart, Sierra Lynn, whose views on everything are brilliant and totally Fox Newsy chic.

See the previous day’s post on her views of ‘poisoning the institute of marriage’ for more good times.

P.S. Sierra, if you’re out there, the Museum would love to score some Q and A time with you.  Let us know if you’re down to chat.  Love, the Curators.

Busted on Facebook! [a manifesto for the mediocre]

When a married mom of two logged onto the social networking site, she stumbled upon the pictures of her husband’s storybook Disney World wedding - to another woman, according to the Daily Mail.

Lynn France had married John France on the Amalfi coast in Italy in 2005, and the couple were raising their two sons in Cleveland. But France, an occupational therapist, became worried that he was seeing another woman.

Her feelings of suspicion grew when John left his passport at home after telling her he was on a trip to China. Her next discovery was even more unsettling: John left a hotel website up on their computer screen just before leaving for yet another trip, so Lynn decided to check out the hotel with a friend.

“So I actually went there with a girlfriend, just to see for myself for sure,” Lynn told the Daily Mail. “He was there with this girlfriend. I said, ‘Hey, I’m his wife. We’ve got a baby.’ “

Amanda informed Lynn that she was engaged to John.

When Lynn’s friend recommended that she check out the woman on Facebook, she did - and found not just photos of the woman’s bridal shower but a Disney World wedding at which Amanda had dressed up like Sleeping Beauty and John as Prince Charming.

After the January, 2009 discovery, she began divorce proceedings. John France doesn’t deny that he married Amanda, but said he’s no bigamist. His first marriage to Lynn had been declared invalid due to a clerical error, according to Msnbc.com.

“This goes back years and years; it’s not new news,” John France told Matt Lauer on the Today show this week. “I hired an Italian attorney to go and confirm the marriage was illegal. The attorney came back with affidavits stating that it was invalid.”

France’s attorney, in a statement this week, indicated that his client will ask the courts to declare that his marriage to Lynn was “void since its inception.” The couple had signed a marriage license but that license was never filed, the attorney said.

“While it appears that John and Lynn France were both under the impression, once upon a time, that they were married, the fact of the matter is that their marriage was never legally proper,” the statement said. “And, therefore, it does not actually exist.”

In a cruel twist of fate, in addition to losing her husband, Lynn has also lost her sons - at least for now. John went back to his first wife in June 2009 and asked for a reconciliation, to which she agreed, she said.

“You want to give somebody a second chance,” she said.

But a few months ago, John took away their sons and left her, Lynn said. The boys are now with their dad and his new wife, Amanda, in Florida.

John France is attempting to get custody of his children, say his lawyers, and their mom hasn’t seen them - except when she sees the occasional picture on the same Facebook page where she found John’s Disney World wedding photos.

And the taken-so-horrifically-out-of-the-context-of-its-intended-meaning Quote of the Day goes to the lovely Sierra Lynn… “Stand up for what you know is right, even if you’re standing alone.” - Bob Marley would be proud.  Oh wait, I don’t think he would.

But seriously, has anyone ever considered building a special academy for the gays so no one has to look at them yet?  This sounds promising and profitable.  Maybe Sierra is on to something… oh wait, I think it’s called NYU.

Also, it’s great to see that 4 of Sierra’s Facebook friends went ahead and ‘liked’ her status.  Looks like stupid hippie bitch Megan was wrong, Sierra isn’t getting any shit for posting this at all.  Oh wait, I and the rest of the internet community is giving her shit right now.

In other news, I’m thinking of applying to the Institute of Marriage for Grad school.

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Facebook knows me so well.

Now if only they would suggest Artifacts of Modernity to all the fans of “Blaming Heidi Montag’s breast implants for all the recent earthquakes”.

The police blotter is just too violent and frightening to read sometimes… why must there be so much cruelty in the world?

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Early 2k’s middle-class American Mom Fashion and the Struggles of Social networking collide here.

While the main point of this shirt is most likely supposed to be the bedazzled Americana-colored FarmVille, we cannot help but conclude that the phrase “Online Farmer” written in a glimmering script font is really what makes this tank top so great.

“Online Farmer”.  Again, that’s “online farmer”.

What’s next, Online plumber?  Online highway cleanup?  Online sweatshop worker?

Online museum?

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Mathematics of Social Networking and the Internets 101

Currently available for course credit from the Artifacts of Modernity Museum and probably coming soon to your local community college.

Sometimes, Facebook Ads seem to know you way too well.

And sometimes, they give you a great opportunity to yell out a good ol’ “WTFFFF????” to the internetz.

Sorry, you can only see the above photo if you log into Facebook Connect using your Facebook Gold™ Account.

Thank you The Daily What for supplying our social networking-run society with the greatest prank ever.  (Click here to read about it, if you’re still literate)