Congratulations, fellow citizens, we’ve officially witnessed the new potentially worst thing that Fox News has ever done (yeah, this is their verified account).

Happy 4th, love Fox and Twitter.

Fox News reports how “the whole purpose of Sesame Street was to cater to black and Hispanic youths” and how Sesame Street is “setting up a problem” by pushing a propaganda liberal agenda that wants to blur the lines of gender and values and everything good that real Americans are now having to hold on to for dear life.

Because Fox News is just trying to show America the propaganda media machines exist in our society… (note: it’s not Sesame Street) (related pun-filled Sesame Street song quote: “The monster in the mirror just might be you.” - Grover)

Also exciting and notable in this interview: 
Attacks on transgenderism, Miss America 2008 complaining about the “hypersexualization of women” (UHHHHHH….), the future of government taking over the moral compasses of families and churches, liberal media’s need to “shock the bourgeoisie”, need we go on?

(via thedailywhat)

“This Confirms Everything We’ve Ever Felt About Fox News” Photo of the Day (1/31/11):

So, um, about that being Egypt… it’s not.

That’s Iraq, and if any news source should know exactly where that is via motivating a nation to invade it, it should be Fox News.

Unless this is one of those Fox News being tricky I-see-what-you-did-there kind of metaphorical anti-middle-east its-all-the-same-anti-government-radicalists-terrorists statement.  But in that case, A. we really don’t see what you did there, and second of all, “anti-government-radicalists” sounds just like the Tea Party.

Tumblr user -ryan captions:

Surprisingly not from Florida.

But unsurprisingly, it’s from Virginia.

And thus, the Artifacts of Modernity Online Museum is considering launching a new mini-exhibit on the great state of Virginia, specifically addressing the political sentiments that run hilariously/horrifically rampant across nearly all portions of the state outside the Washington DC Metro Area.

So as we continue to expand our collection of Virginia-based artifacts, enjoy the above automobile whose message of stamping out ignorance by watching Fox News couldn’t get much better if it tried.

* But what if this is actually a liberal who is trying to make a post-ironic point??

What if the intent of this message and the bumper stickers is all a joke demonstrating how ridiculous Fox News / Jesus fish / Support Our Troops stickers / Glenn Beck really is??

How are we as a society supposed to be able to distinguish what is real and what is just performance art??

….Oh wait, is that a mobile home or horse truck to the left?  Never mind, it’s probably real.  Carry on.

(Source: bringtheruckuss)

Enjoy as the hosts of Fox News’ divinely-acclaimed morning news program Fox and Friends have a Vanilla Ice-inspired in-seat dance-off.

Also to note, Vanilla Ice is apparently doing some remodeling.

(via mediaite)

Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly and Sarah Palin discuss the cruelty of how ‘Family Guy’ satirized her family by making fun of Trig, her baby with Down’s syndrome.

Please pay particular attention at 2:10, as O’Reilly shows a photo on screen of Family Guy creator Chris MacFarlane and then says the following:

“This guy MacFarlane who did this, is a hater. Makes a lot of money for Fox, but I think there should be some standards sometimes, but apparently there aren’t.”

*Hits head repeatedly until it turns into a terrible bruise*

Well it’s about time we see Fox News being a total douchebag to its own GOP party-followers.  Take that, J.D. Hayworth!  Love when Fox News uses the term “Congresswoman” to diss people / Love when Fox News reinforces that women are inferior.

John McCain must be laughing his ass off right now (as Hayworth has just announced that he plans on running against McCain in the Republican primary for his Arizona Senate seat).  Unless McCain himself planned and/or paid for this to happen (wouldn’t put it past em).

P.S. Do yourself the favor of getting to know this Hayworth fella… he’s quite the prick/intolerant idiot himself.  And knowing the American political system in the post-Palin world, he should have a name for himself quite soon.

The Museum continues its exploration of thought-provoking menage-a-trois after this week’s earlier discussion of Lindsay Lohan’s Muse magazine nude photo shoot.

This time, however, we’re shedding light on a different threesome that’s been grabbing scandalous media attention all over the place.  (Just saw this on Fox News, I swear)  It’s happening in the great state of Georgia (that can never be good, right?) and its oddly reminiscent of a popularly repeated line from a classic 1939 film.

Today’s Menage-a-trois of the Day is the unlikely “friendship” of a lion, a tiger, and a bear (oh my).

The trio started getting cozy at an animal rehabilitation center in Locust Grove, Georgia.  Apparently the three have been buddies since cubhood.

The trio includes Leo the Lion, Baloo the Bear, and Shere Kahn the Tiger… I dare the Noah’s Arc Rehabilitation Center to get any more unoriginal than that in their animal naming policies.

We’re happy and somewhat surprised to report that this feel-good hippie dippie “come on people now smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now” is getting a lot of press coverage, especially on Fox News.  Weird.  I can’t imagine why…

Oh my gosh how random!  We seemed to have just stumbled on a statistic that shows that of all the top news networks, Fox News is devoting the least amount of time to the United Nations’ Global Warming Summit that’s currently underway in Copenhagen.

Three cheers for feel-good filler content!

Three cheers for threesomes taking a more prominent role in everyday culture!

Three cheers for Leo, Baloo, Shere Kahn and Lindsay!

As the great poet laureate Ms. Spears recently sang, “One two three / not only you and me / got 180 degrees and I’m caught in between countin”