After a few days rest, the Museum is back to its archiving and cataloguing of all your favorite things, like guns and Speidi and both.
Miss us much?
(Source: lindsaylohan777)
Reflecting and Remembering: Valentines Day 2010
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to show off your new (literally) body.
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to let him know how much you care.
Valentine’s Day: It was the perfect day to remember and realize that without consumption, we’re useless.
Hope your Valentine’s Day was as meaningful as Scholar Montag’s.
Only 364 more days until you can be forced by society to “feel love” again.
Blondes: An Exposé on Many Different Blonde-haired Women
Blondes have become a staple in our modern culture. From dumb blonde jokes to the classic blonde bombshell, America sure loves its blondes. Let’s take a look at a bunch of different blondes…
Blondes come in all shapes and sizes, so many different types… via Heidi Montag.
Now for a skinnier bigger-breasted blonde… oh wait that’s Heidi again.
Here’s a different blonde doing some journaling or autographing… wait, what?? Scholar Montag again?
They look so different, yet they all have some definite similarities (because they’re all Heidi).
Here’s a spunky-haired blonde getting a little frisky with her hand… ooh la la.
Yet another blonde girl, with chubbier cheeks and lips I suppose, but just another blonde nevertheless.
Here’s another really cute blonde… but if you look past those red lips, there’s something that seems to be troubling her (if only we knew then what we know about her now).
Oooh… here’s a fierce lookin’ blonde, a stone cold fox… I wonder why she’s not moving her face much.
Here we have the sun-kissed beachy-cute looking blonde… cuz blondes just wanna have fun.
Ah, we come to the plastic surgery-abusing blonde… but she seems to be an exception to the rest.
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“It ain’t that easy, it ain’t that easy, it ain’t that easy, but it ain’t so hard”
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Heidi Montag - “Fashion”
Note: This song was written by (and performed a few times by) the Lord GaGa.
Additional note: While it sounded a little corny, it kinda made sense when the Lord sang it. We realize that this doesn’t necessarily translate with Scholar Montag.
Furthermore: The Museum would like to apologize to any French-speaking person on earth, specifically those who reside in France, for Scholar Montag’s extremely butchered and false-sounding use of the language: “J’adore Vivienne, habillez-moi. Gucci, Fendi, et Prada.”
“Don’t you wanna see these clothes on me?” - Umm, not really.
“It ain’t that easy, it ain’t that easy, it ain’t that easy, but it ain’t so hard”
Glad to see that Heidi Montag is back under the knife again. Sources say she apparently went under ten different operations in one day. Maybe if she keeps getting plastic surgery, more people will respect her and appreciate her cultural impacts. Maybe…
(via hipsterrunoff)
The Museum invites you to explore more artifacts of the great Scholar Montag-Pratt by clicking here: http://artifactsofmodernity.com/tagged/Heidi_Montag
In a post-ironic blogosphere [a place formerly known as earth], what is performance art?
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Performance art? Phallic symbol?
Performance art? Minstrel show?
Performance art?
