The name of this drinking establishment is called Group Therapy.  Let us deconstruct this:

This is very funny.  This is funny because of its witty perceptiveness and “what can ya do”/”welp” honesty.  This is funny as it illustrates the concept of relating alcoholic consumption in public to something that is ultimately a necessary, constructive and transformative group bonding experience.  This is funny because its relatable.

This is very sad.  This is sad because of its direct comparison of mental health professional treatment to “getting shwasted”.  This is sad as it further propagates the notion that chugging beer with your buddies is a wholesome and therapeutic activity, similarly relating to the “I Love College” / “brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack” ideals of humanity.  This is sad because its relatable.

(via juliasegal)

The above video is merely an advertisement.

The above video is merely suggesting that you buy Ke-dollar-sign-ha merch.

The above video is merely implying that Ke-dollar-sign-ha will “maybe make out with you” if you purchase this rad t-shirt.

The above video is merely the product of worthless fame, eternal shame, and above all, mainstream at its lowest and least tolerable form.

The above video is merely reason enough to get out of America before its too late.

The above video is merely Ke$ha.

The following video is incorrect… her name is pronounced Ke-dollar-sign-ha.

The Museum warns that it might have to shut itself down for a few days to lament over this unfortunate human being.

…and that’s a DAMN SHAME because i can’t change the S in my name to $ inspired by the meme that has it all has nothing, Ke-DOLLAR SIGN-ha.

Without further ado, the first online museum inspired by Armageddon post-modernism presents it’s newest acquisition in a new exhibition, Ke$ha, THE artifact of modernity….

Exhibit Foyer: Ke$ha’s wiki page (this is real. this is not doctored. this is real. this is it)

“Kesha was born in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles to a single parent. Her mother, Pebe Sebert, a singer and songwriter, looked after then infant Kesha onstage while performing.The Sebert family was featured in an episode of The Simple Life in 2005, as the host family [THIS IS REAL]. Kesha was already working on her music and giving out demos by then; at the age of seventeen she dropped out of high school, after being convinced by Dr. Luke and Max Martin to return to Los Angeles and pursue a music career.

While in Los Angeles, Kesha survived on low income, moonlighting as a waitress and dabbling in telemarketing [DABBLING IN TELEMARKETING?] to make ends meet while furthering her music career in studio and seeing talent scouts. She lived with her alleged [ALLEGED?] father when she first moved there, after being introduced by her mother, and subsequently moved in with a boy in whom she was interested.

Kesha wanted Prince to produce her music, so she found and snuck into his Beverly Hills home [OF COURSE SHE DID]. Once discovered, she was thrown out, but not before she left her demo with Prince, who did not contact her afterwards [REALLY? PRINCE DIDN’T CONTACT KE-DOLLAR SIGN-A AFTER SHE BROKE INTO HIS HOME? THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS JACKASS?]

She also had the opportunity to sing background for Paris Hilton’s single, “Nothing in this World”, which led to an incident later where she vomited in Hilton’s closet and wrote a song about it [THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.]

Kesha gained exposure in the mainstream media in early 2009 after appearing on Flo Rida’s number one single, “Right Round”.She is not credited for her feature on “Right Round” and therefore did not collect any money for the part. She also refused to appear in the video because she wanted to become a legitimate artist in her own right.