This one is the one that won:

His name is Dylan.  Now he looks like this:

But anyone who’s anyone knows him like this:

The one that lost is this one, the one that used to be the skinnier one:

Who now just looks kinda weird in his mid-puberty phase and is lookin like this:

So congratulations, Dylan!  Be on the lookout for your twin bro carrying knives around the house:

Bonus Feature of the Day: Katy Perry gets totally slimed too!  Yayyy KCA’s!

Does slime make you laugh?  Do you still find green slime just as silly as when you were a child?

Do you feel bad for celebrities who get “slimed” at big-time children’s award shows?  Or do you think they totally have it coming?

Is “getting slimed” a rite of passage amongst the kid-adorned celebrity community?

Do you feel more comfortable letting your kids listen to  that “I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It” bi-curious anthem now that Katy Perry is part of the elite slimed community?

When your children grow up, is your hope and dream for them that they someday get slimed?  Where on the spectrum of ‘making it in Hollywood’ is “getting slimed at the Kids Choice Awards”?

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Postmodernist theoretical thought: Would Nickelodeon sliming someone with a non-green-colored slime, ie blue, or purple, be considered a progressive artistic move, or would it be another Gap logo disaster?

(Source: vooduud3)

Oooooh ooooooh it’s Heidi Klum!

Look how composed Heidi looks despite her slime-covered stature.  Why you gotta be such a dick, Nick Cannon?

Jason Segel LOL kids love it!  And look, it’s being dished out by that lady from Glee!

Jack Black!  SLIME EVERYWHERE! 

Rockstar extraordinaire Jim Carrey…

Oh shit, they slimed da Snoop.

Josh Duhamel apparently… we don’t really know who that is but he sounds cool, and he got an Armpit Fart Award so that’s what counts.

Ohhhhh man, Johnny Depp serves some back to the crowd!  TWIST!

Great meme, everyone.

In case Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards couldn’t get any sillier and more fun to make fun of, they just did:  President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama have just been nominated for the “Cutest Couple Award” at the 2010 Kids Choice Awards.

The competition, however, is pretty intense.  They’re pitted up against “Edward and Bella” from Twilight New Moon.  And in case that wasn’t steep enough, they’re also running against “Jacob and Bella” from Twilight New Moon.  And the fourth nominee? “Neytiri and Jake” from Avatar.

Can’t wait to see if Obama and Lady GaGa interact backstage or on the “orange carpet” as they await their possible orange blimps.

I wonder if Barack and Miley are on good terms or are sorta frenemies… hopefully she’ll keep her cool for the “big night”.

Move over Zaknessa, Barchelle is now in town. (Is that what we’re calling the Prez & wifey these days?)

P.S. If Barack and Michelle win, they better get slimed.

The above photo could be the Commander in Chief.