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The Lord Almighty Gaga has released her new nearly-14-minute-long music video/film for her latest single ‘Marry the Night’.

In this long-form tale, Narrator Lord Gaga - a character that creeps closer to Stefani Germanotta than even her pale, plain, Jo Calderone-loving character did in the “Yoü and I” video - begins her narration with what might be the most important and indicative quote of her entire career thus far: “And truthfully the lie of it all is much more honest, because, I invented it.”

Here, she exposes the character of Lady Gaga, the other sub-characters of her created tales, the motifs and metaphors and moves that even now, pop culture and society still seems to take as Lady Gaga’s real reality.  When in fact, it is all a fabrication, an extension of performance art that we’ve never really seen before, because there have never been this many outlets to “perform” before, because life itself has never been so much of a “performance” stage than it is today.

“It’s not that I’ve been dishonest, it’s just that I loathe reality,” she continues. ”For example, those nurses are wearing next season Calvin Klein, and so am I.”  Yes, yes, exactly, exactly exactly exactly.

Another line worthy of laud and a notable piece of her argument on what is fame is said by her mental patient character a few minutes in: “I’m gonna be a star, you know why?… Because - I have nothing left to lose.”

Nearly all irony aside (wait, no, c’est impossible!), this is quite an epic video with a lot of revealing insight to the Lord Almighty.  It’s a little Black Swan-sy, it’s a little self-referential-y, but it perfectly plays into the point of “What’s the point?”  There are clearly some key points of meaning to dissect from this video, but not too much, because it still teeters along Gaga’s tricky tightrope of post-post-modern wonderment of whether it all means everything or it all is silly meaningless nothing.  It is both, it is almost always both, and that is the power of the Lord Gaga.  

But like so many of her complex and convoluted music videos, the parable will surely go lost on all.  The mainstream, her predominant “low-culture” audience, will find it too confusing and twisted to understand… While the intellectuals, the scholars, the “high-culture” authority will simply ignore it because it is, well, Gaga.  But this happily leaves us, the Curators, as part of the few who tread atop that ever-narrowing line of observers of, commentators of and preachers of the phenomenon that is the Lord Almighty Gaga.

Praise her name.

All hail the Lord Almighty Gaga.

Coming off of both the stripped-down flush-faced “Stefani” / early Gaga character (still open for interpretation) and the Jo Calderone characters in her latest video “Yoü and I”, the Lord Almighty first gave Jo Calderone the immediate spotlight via his very own VMA performance.

But now it seems that she is shifting to give the “bare”, “stripped-down”, “pure” Gaga character her own time in the spotlight via this stunning and age-provoking photograph featured in this month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

Read more at HuffPo or the accompanying article at Harper’s Bazaar.

Above is the greatest image that comes to us from the Lord Almighty Gaga’s new music video for her song “Yoü and I”.  

The photo snapshot above is of Gaga playing a presumably younger version of the main-character-Lord Gaga featured in the music video, kissing her former-and-by-the-end-of-the-video-again boyfriend, a rough and tumblr Nebraskan, who is also played by none other than the Lord Almighty Gaga himself.

The male character she portrays is featured on the single’s album art (see below):

We will be posting and presenting the full music video later today.

For now, enjoy the fact that the video features the Lord Almighty’s former female version making out with her former male version.

“This is a Gagafact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (7/13/2011):

The Lord Almighty Gaga (for that art thy name) took to the stage in Sydney on Wednesday in a wheelchair to perform the song “The Edge of Glory”.

Now everyone can know that, as several upset fans suggested to news outlets after the show, Lord Gaga is a terrible person who hates disabled people and has no respect for anyone.

Because as we all know, if you’ve ever sat or spun around in a wheelchair and aren’t disabled, you are truly the worst and are clearly implying that you’re a big fat hater.
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Lady Gaga - “Government Hooker”

Oh Lord Almighty, have mercy on us, for the dirty Madonna’s-wet-dream that ensues with this leaked track off of ‘Born This Way’ where you continually push your own boundaries by post-ironically declaring an I’ll-do-anything-for-you un-individualist as a “government hooker”.

Further analysis to follow.

“And I’ll die living just as free as my hair, I’m as free as my hair.” - Lord Almighty GaGa

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Lord Almighty Gaga’s last single to be released before the full album next week hath arrived!

Introducing “HAIR”: A very 80’s-meets-2011-hooks-and-chants Lauper-inspired track that should have high schoolers and senior citizens alike blasting this while they’re ‘getting ready’ with ‘friends’ before ‘pregaming at Mike’s house’ before ‘prom’/’the big party’/’Shirley and Paul’s 50th wedding anniversary rager’.

Be liberated, followers!  Be as free as your hair!