Whoever made this…. kudos to you.
We now prominently hang it on the barren white walls of our Museum.
(via thepartyscrashingusnow)
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It’s hard out there for a Linds.
Lindsay Lohan is now fresh off to jail for the FIFTH time.
But as usual, thanks to the state of the legal system and jails in the United States especially California, her jail time will be minimal, if any.
Will Lindsay’s short-lived-due-to-jail-overcrowding jail sentences ever end?
Will we ever see a day where Lindsay is not due in court?
Do you expect to ever see a healthy, functioning LiLo in her/our lifetime?
Do you realize that she is already 25 years old? Like, do you realize that she’s not some barely legal reckless girl anymore, she’s twenty-five? Like, the same age as Emile Hirsch? And just a year younger than Scarlett Johansson?
And finally… to put it in perspective a little… What have Lindsay’s tweets ever done to you?
(Source: turningoveranewqueef)
Sometimes I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is actually a brilliant performance artist in the manner of Cindy Sherman and that this is all a giant, all-encompassing, multilayered, decade long performance piece.
“I’m a fighter” - Lindsay Lohan
Here’s a “news” “article” on Lindsay Lohan’s “appearance” on Jay Leno:
Lindsay Lohan, sentenced to four months’ jail last week for violating her probation, is wasting no time plotting her comeback.
The hellraiser told US chat show host Jay Leno she is a fighter and confirmed she will play Kim Gotti in the John Gotti biopic alongside John Travolta.
In the interview, aired late last night, Lindsay, 24, said: “I’ve made a lot of poor decisions in the past and I’m dealing with the consequences. There were times when I was concerned but I’m a fighter and I know I have to work to gain the respect back.”
Lindsay, on bail pending an appeal, added: “I’m willing to do the work I have to do to follow through with being an actress. And that’s what I love to do.”
And her next role? Janitor at the LA county morgue, where Michael Jackson wound up. Good ol’ community service.
Coming soon to the Museum: the “I’m a fighter” meme. Get excited.
Daughter to father, daughter to father, I don’t know you but I still want to (does she still really want to?)
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Everything is going to be okay in the world again, huzzah!!
Three cheers for misdemeanors when you really shoulda been slapped with a felony grand theft charge!
Not-gonna-lie: We Curators mostly posted this because of the confetti.
(Source: whatsyourdamageian)
Fun times accomplished.
P.S. Who in this photo is crazier?
P.S. Who in this photo was more drunk at the time?
P.S. Who in this photo’s jail time do you appreciate more / do you think was better for them as an individual (via growth, maturity, “paying off their crime”, etc)?
P.S. Who in this photo would you rather make you an ice cream cream puff and a daquiri and then serve them to you? (This might be the hardest question of them all… each have such pros and cons)
(via rising)
In case the news wasn’t depressing enough as it is…
This is heartbreaking.
Do people tweet you back?
Do you follow the Museum on Twitter at twitter.com/ArtofMod?
If the Museum tweeted @ you, would you tweet it back or leave it to crumble in its own sad state of social networking solitude?
