Celebrity tweeter John McCain (you may have heard of him, he was kind of a ‘big deal’ in oh-8) interacts aka @’s influential people and politicians such as Snooki.

Way to be up on your Jersey Shore references / culture, Johnny Mac.  And people complain that you’re ur old, lolz.

Good to see that this is what politician’s twitter accounts are being used for.

Also, good to know that John McCain uses abbrevs like u and r.

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This photograph, which has been posted by the Hipster Runoff internet blog community, is part of an expose the Museum would like to introduce that highlights famous figures of the 21st century at places where you wouldn’t think to run into them.

Today’s first example is at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival that took place this past weekend.

Good to know that the Hills star Whitney Port followed her own advice by eating “spicy pie” at Coachella.

Sometimes, Carles, the douchey ‘hpstr’ blogger from Hipster Runoff, sums things up better than the Curators of the Museum ever could.  An example of this is his recent post about Coachella tips that come to us from the ‘The Hills’ star Whitney Port.

hipsterrunoff has more:

“From what I understand, The Hills is one of the most popular cable television shows of all time. The show features a series of entitled cunts searching for meaning / relevancy / a fulfilling relationship / a fulfilling career, kinda like regular people in society. One of the characters in the fake / real show is called Whitney Port. I think she pursued a meaningful career in fashion by leaving Los Angeles and moving to ‘The City.’

N e ways, I think some website hired her to write some ’survival guide’ for coachella. I think these types of people will only do stuff for money. Like they will only ‘go 2 a club’ if some1 pays them. I think they only blog for money, too.

It seems like she is a real ‘professional’ at going to music festivals. Are her tips ‘obvious’/’retarded’ or ‘genuinely helpful’?

As an experienced Coachella-goer, I wanted to share some important survival tips with all of you first-timers.

Tip #1: Load up on the sunscreen, people! I got crazy burnt my first year, and I’ve never worn anything less than SPF 30 every year after. Also, wear a hat or sunglasses, because the sun is really strong until about 7:30pm.

Tip #2: Wear really comfy shoes — sneakers are definitely best. Feet get really sweaty. NO SANDALS! Your feet will be covered in dirt within the first hour.

Tip #3: Setting up meeting places and times with friends is key to Coachella survival. It’s really easy to get lost, and cell phone reception is not great.

Tip #4: A sheet is definitely a good thing to bring, and it’s easy to fit in your backpack. You’ll be doing a lot of walking around so it’s always nice to have something to sit on.

Tip #5: For your favorite acts, make sure to get to the stage super early. The same goes for when you’re seeing shows in the dance tent, because it fills up really quickly.

Tip #6: Don’t wear anything you don’t mind getting really sweaty or spilled on. If you do, chances are you won’t be wearing them again.

Tip #7: If you are hungry, eat spicy pizza. It’s worth the $7.

Tip #8: Pace yourself, don’t start drinking mimosas at 3pm. Also, drink a LOT of water — it’s good to rotate between alcohol and water to stay hydrated.

Tip #9: Bring a lightweight hoodie — it gets cold once the sun goes down.

Tip #10: This year, since there are “ins and outs”, don’t be afraid to get there early, then leave for a pool/food break, and then come back strong for the evening sets.

Which 1 of her tips is the most helpful? Drinking water? Bringing a mat 2 sit on when ur tired?

Another highlight was her ‘list of bands that she is rlly looking forward 2 seeing’:

1. Jay-Z – Jay-Z is king. From his cameos to his albums, he dominates. His lyrics are now catchphrases ingrained into our culture. His shows usually cost $100+, so seeing him at Coachella is a deal not to miss.

2. La Roux – I like La Roux’s style as much as her songs. Can’t wait to hear “Bulletproof” live!

3. Vampire Weekend – These guys kind of called it early. Their look and sound is now driving the current indie movement, as well as Urban Outfitters’ Spring campaign. East Coast beach is in.

4. Miike Snow – Miike Snow (aka Bloodshy & Avant) produced Britney’s “Toxic”. Needless to say, they know how to make things sound epic. Expect nothing less from their danceable sets.

5. MGMT – “Electric Feel” was probably the song of the decade for many of you. Their new album is more beachy but I’m hoping it will really shine through from the Coachella Stage.

Was MGMT’s “Electric Feel” ur song of the decade?

Did Urban Outfitters rip off the Vampire Weekend aesthetic, or did Vampire Weekend rip off the _____ aesthetic?

Will music bloggers be replaced by reality tv celebrities in 2k14?

Have u ever almost died at a music festival because you did too many drugs / drank too much alcohol and didn’t have any water?

How do u ’survive’ music festivals / Coachella?

Are yall more into Audrina, Lauren Conrad, or Spencer + Heidi?

Does Heidi Montag look hotter after her surgery?

Do u know how to smuggle weed / drugs into a music festival?”

If you think you’ve seen all that the Almighty Lord GaGa can inspire, you’re so very wrong.

Allow us to introduce you to Baking for creating a viral internet meme’s sake… in the fashion of Lady Gaga.  This is a new one (sort of).

Allow your mind to really take all these GaGa Cookies in for a while… inhale, exhale, soak it all up.

Feel like you’ve only scratched the surface of these cookies and their possible implications on society/your stomach?  Good.  Let’s take a look at them one by one:

“I’ll follow you until you love me” as blood pours out of me on stage for MTV’s sake.

“This is for God and for the Gays” and I am the Queen and Master of the Universe for, once again, MTV’s sake; I lay naked, covered in red frosting.

“I want your horror, I want your design” except my Haus of Gaga-made designs will prove most existential and Jesus-inspired of all; I am purity, drenched in white frosting.

“I want your love” as this red lace covers me like red sprinkles, covering some cookie-parts, exposing so many others.

“I want your everything” as long as my unforgettable crown sets me apart from all other performers, from all other art, from all other.

“Spin that record babe, da da doo doo” as I launch myself into pop culture history with a blue sprinkles lightning bolt falling down from my eye… don’t you dare confuse this for tears.

I am a fashion icon, I am an art piece, I am performance art, and thus, I am a GaGa Cookie, crumble crumble.

“We’d be so fantastical” on the Saturday Night Live stage, as fire explodes from the NBC stage, as my red frosted headpiece perfectly matches my red frosted breasts.

“I’ll get him hard, show him what I got” with this sprinkled blue outfit that changed the shape of music video forever, that changed the shape of flaccidity forever.

I am more than Cookie.  I am Peformance Art.  I am a thinkpiece.  I am the world’s first edible meme, eat it up bitches.