It’s time to bring this back.

Hoping I never have to leave my house again so I can virtually bike ride around a friendly suburban neighborhood, or a sunny and non-threatening forest, or Colonial Williamsburg.

Maybe soon they’ll start selling the ‘Hood Life’ version where you get to bike faster if you see someone in baggy clothes and of the opposite race approaching.  Or maybe this will just be standard in the ‘Philadelphia’ version.

(via fashionofthechrist)

Can you spot all the things wrong with this picture?/Can you name one thing you appreciate within this picture?

A comical post that has spread like wildfire around the Tumblr community a few weeks ago was posted by an inspirational source for us called The Daily What.  The post is a clipping from the popular online marketplace website Craigslist.  This post comes from the “Missed Connections” section of the website, and is titled “You stuck my flash drive in your vagina”.  Hilarity ensues here: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/1701584027.html

As you may have noticed from reading the fantastic Craigslist piece, the incident involved takes place at what the Museum’s direct sources call a “sketchy neighborhood bar” in a “rough neighborhood” in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

For the last several months of its existence, the Museum of the Artifacts of Modernity has largely neglected to acknowledge news, stories, or cultural happenings from the urban area known as Philadelphia.

But as the Museum’s attendance, participation and societal importance continues to rise, we as the Curators feel that it is time to finally address the place that some have called “the most meaningless city in the world”, while others fondly revere it “home bittersweet home”… 

Introducing: PHILADELPHIA.

Whoops… I mean, WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA!:

Crap… one more try…. hereeee’s PHILADELPHIA!!!:

So why are we discussing Philadelphia today?  Well how could we not?  It just has so much to offer…

Philadelphia: fun for the whole family!

Philadelphia: a gourmet wonderland!

Looking to party the night away?  Maybe Philadelphia is right for you…

But don’t take our word for it… Enjoy the following advertisement that has left New Yorkers everywhere flipping Phillyites the bird twice as often as usual:

We know you’re looking forward to learning more about America’s crime-infested junkyard historical founding city, so stay tuned to the Museum’s new upcoming Philadelphia and Surrounding Metro Area Exhibit… coming this Summer.