“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo / Fallacy of the Day (8/17/11):
Attention everyone: Atheism will lead to Civil War.
Take that, lunatic Atheists and their lawyers!
(via zainyk)
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“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of a Must-Have Book of the Day (05/18/2011):
This book is real, people, this is not a drill.
According to Amazon.com’s book description:
Intended for everyone who’s anyone is knitting, this fun and funky book is a celebration of the increasing popularity of this relaxing and creative craft. It contains everything from knitter’s anecdotes, shopping advice and keen celebrity knitters, to a fascinating history of wonderful woolly fashions throughout the decades. It encourages current and would-be knit-chicks to pick up their needles and get clicking together in public. Glamorous, girly, and gift-sized, this original and inspirational book will appeal to knitters everywhere.
Note to men everywhere: If you’re girl is in the middle of knitting during the evening hours, it’s not gonna happen.
Not tonight, Darling.
(Would you all approve of us Curators starting a new “Not tonight, Darling” meme?)
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (4/28/2011):
Offline, indeed. RIP, tastefulness.
Closing thought: Will cemeteries become a new popular domain for post-irony via thoughts like “death is the only predictable meme humans have” mixed with “let’s showcase how cemeteries are an out of touch construct that should be made fun of more to illustrate their idiocy”? Frankly, this sounds like the worst.
(via ohwelp)
“Esta Es Un Artifacto de Modernidad” Foto del Día (4/22/2011):
So you came to Spain in hopes that you’d get to try some of the world’s best paella, eh?
Well, we wouldn’t recommend going here. It’s just ok.
#letdown #poormarketingskills #noonecaresaboutamericanconsumersanymore
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo / Poster / PSA / Stay-in-school-kids of the Day (4-15-11):
Nicolas Cage holding a tree with a book in hand with pedo eyes with big blue letters that read READ atop. No further comment is necessary.
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo Book of the Day (4/14/11):
Hipsterdom and ‘tween fiction’ has just popped out a very unfortunate love-child.
Remember when there was this thing that existed, good literature, even for the older youth demographic?
Now it’s all Twilights and Gossip Gurl and The A-List Series (a la Mean Girls the Animated Book Series) and Shoplifting from American Apparel.
Do you think IVY: Tale of a Homeless Girl in San Francisco is available on my iPad?
(via teensfightingonyoutube)
(Source: tremphantasma)
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (4/5/2011):
Love is all you need.
(Source: jennyyourworld)
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo and New Potential Pet of the Day (4/1/2011):
If this is an April Fools’ Joke, that’s a shame, because we’re pretty sure these would sell really well.
The Museum is even considering setting up an entire wall-length shelf display with lots of these, each with a name and personal bio labeled below them.
I’m going to name mine Frederick.
(Source: jerich0)
“This is a (positive optimistic for once) Artifact of Modernity” Children’s Book of the Day
The Museum is (actually, non-sarcastically) happy to share the following German children’s book, which looks to teach little kids about “why daddy lives with another man now”…
Thank you, Germany, for demonstrating that children can learn about homosexuality in appropriate, healthy and honest ways without being damned straight to hell or because they accidentally clicked a link to FratBoySecrets.com.
We would like to humorously note, however, the young narrator’s discovery of the fact that his dad and his dad’s “friend” “shave together”, which is an understandable red flag if we do say so ourselves.
Also, dad’s skimpy red bro-tank…
(which he probably only wears as either pajamas or as rave attire)
Final thought: Mom looks super hip, especially in the third to last slide.
“This is an Artifact of Modernity” Photo of the Day (2/13/11):
Well as long as we have your permission via the use of the Facebook “like” button meme…
(via notdeepdownsouth)
