Newsweek magazine is bankrupt and up for sale. Here’s proof:
In one final and glorious attempt to generate some buzz and become a viable meme once again, tanking publication Newsweek magazine is set to release the following cover on next week’s edition:
And here’s an excerpt from the corresponding article:
“To white evangelical women, Sarah Palin is a modern-day prophet, preaching God, flag, and family—while remaking the religious right in her own image.”
Let rampant hyperbole ring!
The Asterisk*…*No longer just for eight grade AIM-addicts
Tripp “the bastard” Palin: Christmas come early kiddo….
holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Christmas come early. No, Tripp, Daddy (via Levi Johnson) isn’t coming back (he doesn’t love you). It’s better than that: the great state of Illinois, the state that brought you Lincoln-Douglas and Blogoyovitch-JerrySpringer debates, hosted the first annual Sexy Sarah Look-A-Like Contest aka Strippers Dressed as Palin as, wait for it, AN OFFICIAL FUNDRAISER FOR THE TEA PARTY.
Somewhere, Rupert Murdoch is crying and counting his money at the same time wishing he came up with this genius idea. Our only question is, will it hurt or benefit Palin when these strippers are inevitably mistaken for her during her 2012 campaign for Führer President?
Who wants to be America’s Next Top Neo-Con?
You wanna be on top?
I’ll let you be my running mate…
Poll: Would men want to see their president naked? Will the first women president be a stripper? Playmate of the year = veteran in terms of street-cred with voters? Will Monica Lewinski return to politics?
These are the days of our lives…..
CURATED IN THE “WOMEN ARE OBJECTS” WING OF THE MUSEUM
In related news, Tina Fey turned forty today.
Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly and Sarah Palin discuss the cruelty of how ‘Family Guy’ satirized her family by making fun of Trig, her baby with Down’s syndrome.
Please pay particular attention at 2:10, as O’Reilly shows a photo on screen of Family Guy creator Chris MacFarlane and then says the following:
“This guy MacFarlane who did this, is a hater. Makes a lot of money for Fox, but I think there should be some standards sometimes, but apparently there aren’t.”
*Hits head repeatedly until it turns into a terrible bruise*
Well it’s about time we see Fox News being a total douchebag to its own GOP party-followers. Take that, J.D. Hayworth! Love when Fox News uses the term “Congresswoman” to diss people / Love when Fox News reinforces that women are inferior.
John McCain must be laughing his ass off right now (as Hayworth has just announced that he plans on running against McCain in the Republican primary for his Arizona Senate seat). Unless McCain himself planned and/or paid for this to happen (wouldn’t put it past em).
P.S. Do yourself the favor of getting to know this Hayworth fella… he’s quite the prick/intolerant idiot himself. And knowing the American political system in the post-Palin world, he should have a name for himself quite soon.
