How we expect Facebook to look in a couple more weeks down the road…

Social networking subconsciously warps our minds to feel love and appreciation in instantaneous technological ways by “notifying” us when we’re “poked” or our walls are written on or are re-tweeted.

So someone out at the tech company Arc90 had the genius idea of creating a prototype for an app that helps balance all the pseudo-love-on-demand-ness by informing us of the flip side.

We sincerely hope this iPhone app is released soon and that every smartphone user is contractually forced to download this.

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Presenting the new name for our exhibit on Social Networking, “Here at the altar of loneliness.”

At least we still have poetry…

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Art of Mod is proud to be powered by Tumblr, a blogging social networking site utilized and loved by many, including Julia, I’m sorry, we mean Juliaa.

Enjoy her little biography and when you see it you’ll shit brix / be a little weirded out.

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And the taken-so-horrifically-out-of-the-context-of-its-intended-meaning Quote of the Day goes to the lovely Sierra Lynn… “Stand up for what you know is right, even if you’re standing alone.” - Bob Marley would be proud.  Oh wait, I don’t think he would.

But seriously, has anyone ever considered building a special academy for the gays so no one has to look at them yet?  This sounds promising and profitable.  Maybe Sierra is on to something… oh wait, I think it’s called NYU.

Also, it’s great to see that 4 of Sierra’s Facebook friends went ahead and ‘liked’ her status.  Looks like stupid hippie bitch Megan was wrong, Sierra isn’t getting any shit for posting this at all.  Oh wait, I and the rest of the internet community is giving her shit right now.

In other news, I’m thinking of applying to the Institute of Marriage for Grad school.

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Early 2k’s middle-class American Mom Fashion and the Struggles of Social networking collide here.

While the main point of this shirt is most likely supposed to be the bedazzled Americana-colored FarmVille, we cannot help but conclude that the phrase “Online Farmer” written in a glimmering script font is really what makes this tank top so great.

“Online Farmer”.  Again, that’s “online farmer”.

What’s next, Online plumber?  Online highway cleanup?  Online sweatshop worker?

Online museum?

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Mathematics of Social Networking and the Internets 101

Currently available for course credit from the Artifacts of Modernity Museum and probably coming soon to your local community college.

Now that the most wonderful horrific time of the year is drawing to a close, the Museum invites you on a guided tour of dopplegangers so you know who you can continue to be friends with, who you need to ditch, and whether you are a douche (spoiler: if you put up a doppleganger then you are). No flash photography please, let’s get started.

The “too soon” doppleganger

The “I think I’m a more attractive blonde white girl than I actually am” doppleganger

The “I think I’m classy despite putting up a doppleganger” doppleganger

The “I think I’m funnier than I am” doppleganger

The “Sorry Mom” doppleganger

The “where do I belong” doppleganger

The “I’m a post-op male to female transexual” doppleganger

The “I’m a post-op female to male” doppleganger

The “I’m in denial” doppleganger

The “I’m divorced but looking for companionship on facebook” doppleganger

the “not only am I trying to get my life back, but I’m also topical” doppleganger

The “i was hot in the 80s, now have three kids and a drinking problem” doppleganger

The “i was killed and all I got was my funeral during the superbowl halftime show” doppleganger

The “Yeah, I did meth” doppleganger

oh dopplegangers, you’re so silly

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